I’m Drinking And Tired Of Politics, So Let’s Do This.

I’m drinking and tired of politics, so let’s do this.

Nickname: I always go by Nikki, which is the short form of my middle name. My mother named me Whitney specifically so I wouldn’t get a nickname, but my dad decided that since he was Ricky, it would be cute to have a kid whose name rhymed with his.

Zodiac: Cancer, the crybaby bitch of the zodiac meme pages.

Height: 5′2″ but I refuse to leave the house without heels so TAKE THAT NATURE.

Hogwarts: Gryffindor forever.

Song stuck in my head: “Save Your Tears” - The Weeknd

Number of followers: Fuck if I know, my fragile ego won’t let me look.

Amount of sleep: Not more than 4 hours at a time, but I usually get two or so blocks of sleep so I guess it adds up.

Lucky number: I don’t know, I usually play 20 when I play roulette.

Dream job: Independently wealthy guinea pig trainer.

Wearing: My fluffy bathrobe I haven’t washed in several weeks so it smells like my dogs who use it as a bed when I’m out of the house (I’m sexy).

Favorite instrument: Played the piano as a kid, sucked ass at it, but still love a good Satie bop.

Aesthetic: Dark academia or bubble goth, depending on how drunk I am.

Favorite author: I usually read nonfiction, but I own basically the entire collection of Mary Roach’s books.

Favorite animal noise: When guinea pigs hear a bag crinkle and they go whee whee whee

Random: My past jobs have included tanning salon manager, sex ed teacher, math tutor, DMV clerk, and staff writer at a newspaper.

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Tagged by: @emilycollins00 !! (>♡<)

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Nickname: I actually have, lots of them;;; my name is not much of a nicknamable one (Ray) but I have been called Mal (it was a typo but then it stuck lol), I am used to being called Kitten/Kitty and also I love when you guys give me nicknames in here such as Honeybee! Other nicknames include: demon, angel, beauty, mallow, bee, tiger, etc etc etc ^^;;

Zodiac: Leo ♌

Height: I haven't measured in years but since I'm quite taller than my mom and she is 1,57 meters and have been taller than some people at 1,60 meters, I supose I pass the 1,63+ meters line.

Hogwarts: everytime I do a quiz it gives me Gryffindor so that's that-

Song stuck in my head: Traumerei to Kuhaku

Number of followers: currently a bit over 1,600

Amount of sleep: I try to get 8 but then my body says

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And I get 5 instead. I force myself to sleep 3 more hours or so but it's always with a bit of waking up from time to time.

Lucky number: 3

Dream job: I have no dream job, my full time wish is just to get enough money to spend on what I like and to my own happiness.

Wearing: the most used sweater I have that I refuse to give away no matter how old it is, pajama pants and one of my knee high striped socks.

Favorite instrument: Violin

Aesthetic: hmmm, I'm not really sure! Any aesthetic I use for something is used to match whatever mood I am trying to give or just something that looks good.

Favorite author: myself lol

Favorite animal noise: any bird noises are my favorite noises even if it is them screaming at 2am.

Random: I once tried to impress my crush by doing a high kick with flip flops and the one that was on the foot I used ended up on my house's roof.

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Honestly the only person that comes to mind is @jae-tries-writting-stuff but there is no pressure! And it would be fun if others did it too! I would like to know about you guys if possible! I really find everyone really interesting and just want to know about silly things-

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I just want a daddy, stop kink shaming me, otome :(

Me: I don’t have a type. What even is a type?

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Me: I- my taste is expensive 🤭


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*cranks that Carrie Underwood*

TWO BLACK CADILLACS

DRIVING IN A SLOW PARADE

YEAH THEY TOOK TURNS THROWING A ROSE DOWN

THREW A HANDFUL OF DIRT INTO THE COLD GROUND

HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A SECRET TO HIIIIIIIIIDE

Exuding Severe "my Husband Has Died Under Suspicious Circumstances And Now, I, The Poor Grieving Widow,
Exuding Severe "my Husband Has Died Under Suspicious Circumstances And Now, I, The Poor Grieving Widow,

exuding severe "my husband has died under suspicious circumstances and now, i, the poor grieving widow, have to attend his funeral" vibes

Mammon isn’t stupid, he’s *impulsive*. He allows his sin to override his intellect, which to be fair we see in a lot of other demons who don’t get characterized as stupid. He’s apparently good at math (if he thinks of the numbers as Grimm). He’s the second strongest brother, so he isn’t going to be a total airhead. His lack of emotional intelligence and self-control get interpreted as stupidity, which is unfair.

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My two current game obsessions.

INJECT IT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS

Another Random Twitter Doodle, Satan As Louis From AfterL!fe!

Another random Twitter doodle, Satan as Louis from AfterL!fe!


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But most comedians are hopelessly depressed, so I’m already well-qualified!

As a child I really wanted to be a comedian, but then I realized you have to actually be funny

Y’all need to see this Best Boy! I wonder if he would let me go for a ride 0w0

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First Brother To Be My Little Pony-ed!

First brother to be my little pony-ed!

His cutiemark is just a dollar and a few bits, you can guess the talent. (☞͡͡°͜ʖ͡͡°)☞


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Modest proposal: we let the billionaires keep their obscene tax cuts, but in exchange we guillotine one for the Super Bowl halftime show every year.

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“Justin Bieber”

I am dying. I am deceased.

Also, petition to call our gluttonous one Clyde from now on. It makes me think of the big Clydesdale horses, which absolutely are the Beels of the horse world.

Old trend, but I let my Mom guess the brother's names

I gave her a tiny hint, "they don't have Japanese names."

Old Trend, But I Let My Mom Guess The Brother's Names

Yes Belphie get that sizzurp we are getting TRASHED

Lucifer: Simeon is throwing a party. He wants to know your favorite sodas.

Mammon: Fanta is good.

Satan: I don't drink soda, I'll just have juice.

Beelzebub: Please don't make me choose.

Belphegor: Carbonated Nyquil

Lucifer: ...

Mammon: ...

Satan: ...

Beelzebub: Belphie nO

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