Hello Fellow Idiot!

First of all this is beautiful.

Second of all my first thought was “oh hey it’s Bruise-ifer” and I am going to joke hell now, ok bye.

Some fallen lucifer :( this was greatly inspired by the song 'Saints' by Echos - and by inspired I mean I listen to only that song while I was making this because it just fit the mood for me.

I really like this art style a lot. It seems, I dunno, Symbolist in execution?

And yes I will go shopping for heels with my Luci.

a concept i’d like you to consider: lucifer in his normal outfit, but with heels.

Y’all I got this card and y’all

I’m simping Barbatos.

When he’s your surprise guest and he’s so --- UGH I HAVE DIED FROM UWU

THEY DID NOT JUST PUT GLASSES ON BARBATOS

Oh no, honey, this is BLESSED.

I’m taking him home and we’re going to play Fire Emblem until we murder each other over whether we’re team Black Eagles or Golden Deer (Black Eagles come fight me)

@automatictastemakertheorist asked if I could make the boys as rats and I tried, but when I finished Levi- I just gave up because it's so cursed to me 🤣

I’m from the same part of NC and I agree

I WILL END YOU IF YOU USE CHICKEN BREAST FOR CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS

DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT

Grandma poison water SNAPPED

This made me lol irl because one of the security guards at the building where I work gives out candy to people that he thinks matches their personality (mostly hard candies, I think, so no sour patch kids sadly).

I always get Fireballs. I am also a shameless Lucifer stan. Make of this what you will.

Also cow tails remind me of my dad, who literally used to purchase them by the pound before he decided to cut out sugar. And also, like Belphie, he is a sweet guy who will 100% cut you.

So your analysis is spot on, bravo and I love you and I am so sad I already ate all the candy I was supposed to give away last night.

In the spirit of Halloween

I don't know if it's been done before, but I was thinking about what the boys would be if they were a kind of candy. And this is honestly the first thing that comes to mind for with each of them.

🍬 Lucifer - Red Hots (or Hot Tamales), because come on. How could you think of Lucifer and not think of this candy? Its red, its spicy, and can be an acquired taste. And for some people, they wish they were brave enough to try it.

🍬 Mammon - Sour Patch Kids, first they're sour then they're sweet. This pretty much describes Mammon. He is sour when you first meet him, wanting as little to do with you as possible, then becomes super gushy and sweet.

🍬 Leviathan - Pop Rocks, at first Levi might not seem like much. Boring, standoffish, or even overrated. But once you actually try him you will see there is more to him than you thought, and you had actually been missing out. There is even a surprising sweetness there.

🍬 Satan - Jawbreakers, so this one took some more thought. But Satan as a character is one that shouldn't be underestimated whether you like him or not. Satan takes some getting through the layers before it's safe to find that sweetness he hides inside. Try too soon, and you could end up with a broken tooth.

🍬 Asmodeus - Skittles, because DUH! Colorful, fruity, and everyone loves them. Never go out of style, and you can take them anywhere. They are also adaptable to any and all tastes, as they come in so many different flavors.

🍬 Beelzebub - Peach Rings, because they are super sweet but a lot of people don't try them. They are kind of generic and boring-looking compared to other candy that you have to choose from. But when you do give them a try, they are so sweet that before you know it you have eaten the entire package. Then you want more. Whoops, now you're Beel.

🍬 Belphegor - Cow tails, because they look kind of like another candy but the wrapper is really frustrating to get off in order to get to the chocolatey bit. But once you do- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ONLY GETTING THEM IN YOUR LIFE NOW!?

This reminds me of that National Geographic article that said, statistically, everyone of European heritage alive today is a descendant of Charlemagne. That is, everyone alive in Europe in the ninth century who had children is related to everyone of European extraction today (including Charlemagne’s unfortunately named kinfolk Drogo and Pippin). So, mathematically, if Lilith lived eons ago, basically every human is related to her in some fashion, and probably a good fraction of humans would be her direct descendants. So…

WE ARE ALL MC!

Not a request, just curious about something. Idk if I should say spoilers or not but just in case, spoilers. I just started playing but I know that MC is Lilith's decendant but doesn't that mean Lilith had kids and those kids had kids? Wouldn't it make more sense to say that MC is Lilith's reincarnation or am I just reading things wrong here?

NOOOOO

MC is NOT Lilith's reincarnation.

Lilith got reincarnated as a human EONS ago and had kids and those kids had kids and then those kids had kids, etc...

We are, as MC, a descendent of Lilith. Like. A million and then some Generations down

Hope that helped

MC’s from 2020 be like: How can you not like someone who will put you out of this miserable cesspool of existence? 

Some ppl: How can you like this character?! He tried (succeeded) to kill MC!

Me: Bruh... I am from Brasil... I've seen things... Too many.

Second only to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. I was delightfully traumatized by such art as:

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

My guinea pigs will not sit still for anything in heaven or earth. My best shots are when I bribe them with food. Behold:

Rat photoshoots are hard omgosh