My husband is mortified that I wear my dressing gown to take the dogs to poop in the mornings. I have only this to say: if you see my butt when I’m scooping poop, you. are. welcome.
Had to go out and save my cat (from another cat) at 5am this morning wearing my dressing gown, and my neighbour may or may not have seen my butt.
How was your morning?
I went mosque-hopping while in Cairo (years ago, because I am An Old) and they are every bit as awe-inspiring as the cathedrals of Western Europe.
Bonus: the kids loved running up to me and touching my hair, because it was red and Euro-looking, and also they wanted to practice English and it was fucking adorable, and that never happened to me in Italy or France so...
And they give you disposable shoe covers and hajibs if you happen not to be a Muslim and wear your hair out, which I thought was neat. I’ve never been treated better at a place of worship - that was also true when I went to a mosque in Greenville, South Carolina, people were so kind and welcoming and happy to talk to someone who just wanted to hear about a different religion. On my religious journey I did have a dude at a church in Rome try to convince me to become a nun, but that felt...uh, different. Lol.
I am always awed by the diversity of human interaction with the divine. I’m an atheist myself, but religion is just so damn beautiful. Much love to all my brothers and sisters of all faiths.
Click through this link i’m losing my mind its gorgeous
This message is for the late night scrollers, the ones who prowl Tumblr late at night for an escape. Looking for those fics that hit just right, that take away the hurt and make you feel like your comfort character is there, beside you, holding you, loving you.
Take a deep breath for me, in and out. They're there. Can you feel them? They know you struggled today and they're so proud of you! They're so happy to see you even if it's only in the dark, when you're hurting, when you need an escape. They treasure these moments with you, breathing in your scent, feeling you. God, how they love you.
I hope you find the story you need. The one that brings you comfort and peace that follows you into your dreams. I hope tomorrow is better then today and that you remember you are loved, even if the only love you can feel is from that fictional character you adore so much.
They believe in you and so do I, the random girl on Tumblr who's scrolling late at night too.
Let’s say, hypothetically, I am madly in love with Gritty and Gritney. And maybe I want to be in a Grit sandwich. Are they related? Would that be icky? Or are they just the same species?
I’m asking for hypothetical reasons.
Hypothetically.
Apparently there's a gritney now?
riotrogers from twitter made the gritney costume and it's honestly amazing.
*cranks that Carrie Underwood*
TWO BLACK CADILLACS
DRIVING IN A SLOW PARADE
YEAH THEY TOOK TURNS THROWING A ROSE DOWN
THREW A HANDFUL OF DIRT INTO THE COLD GROUND
HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A SECRET TO HIIIIIIIIIDE
exuding severe "my husband has died under suspicious circumstances and now, i, the poor grieving widow, have to attend his funeral" vibes
I wouldn’t hit him, in part because I don’t want whatever hideous viruses he’s still carrying around.
100% would film on my phone while yelling “WORLDSTAR” though.
Also MFW I send a brief to my supervisor and get back an all-caps email saying “I TOLD YOU TO STOP PUTTING COMMAS OUTSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS DON’T DO THAT AGAIN”
🤣 Honestly. Its always basic shit to. I type too fast.
No, this was entirely worth it.
I’m waiting for an anime character that is made entirely of a mass of wriggling, sentient belts stuffed into a trenchcoat.
Cringetober day 9: Lots of belts
I spent so long on this and it was not worth it at all. :)
Lucifer and I share the same philosophy.
“Hell is other people.”
Luci... Hunny... You mean to tell me that staying in one room in the human world with your 6 brothers and myself is hell when you live in the Devildom? Like... actual HELL
Who posted this: Mammon
Caption: “I can’t believe this human’s been cheatin’ at cards again! I dunno if I should be proud or really ticked off!”
I’m a lurker and nobody in the fandom so I’m not sure who I’m tagging so....
Cause I found this picrew and I’d thought it be fun.
The rules are simple: use this picrew to make a devilgram post of your MC. Tell us which brother posted it and what the caption says (you could totally do more than those two things I just couldn’t think of anything else).
Who posted this?: Asmodeus
Caption?: “ I love this poor girl to death but she cannot pose for her life😞.”
A special thanks to @octofox cause I found this picrew on her blog!
I’ll be tagging @drxxmofyou @cheesepuffffff and @oceanlipgloss (no pressure guys!)
Have fun and tag your friends!
I need a new tarot set and if you don’t make a whole set and sell it to me I swear to Diavolo---
"Referred to as a time of resurrection and awakening, a time when a period of our life comes to an absolute end making way for dynamic new beginnings."
Upright: Decision Making, Awakening, Inner Calling, Absolution, Redemption
Reversed: Poor Logic, Poor or hasty Judgement, Self-doubt, Stagnation
Finally got around to drawing the second card. Please click on it for better quality!
She/her (in the most nonbinary way). Mostly lurking otome blogs because horny on main. Too old for this mess.
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