A, D, And N With Asmo ?

Just finished crying so I put on the reputation stadium tour movie and made myself a cute little snack and now everything’s all better

WHYRE YOU PLAYING TOONTOWN IF YOURE AN ASSHOLE-? ITS A KIDS GAME ABOUT DESTROYING CAPITALISM AND CORPORATE GREED WHY DO YOU PLAY IF YOURE MEAN YOU DO NOT DESERVE IT-

Mammon headcanons :)

I’m not feeling well still but I do wanna write again and I’ve been thinking a lot about him so here y’all go. I know y’all are used to nsfw but this is just some cute little things that I think Mammon does :)

•$• he has a very wide variety when it comes to music taste but his favorite song is No More ?’s by Eazy-E

•$• if you’re in the car and he’s on aux cord he’s absolutely playing it and it makes Lucifer slam his head against the steering wheel in disappointment

•$• Mammon’s top 5 songs on Wrapped

•$• he used to make fun of Asmo for liking Ariana Grande but then the Thank U, Next album came out and he was like “fuck, this goes hard”

•$• he’s not particularly an Arctic Monkeys fan but Arabella makes him think of you so he puts it on and thinks of your pretty lil face when he needs motivation, it’s his good luck song

•$• I feel that the rest of the songs on the list are self-explanatory if you’ve heard them

•$• he has a group of friends that he plays poker with once a week and he’s very good at poker

•$• no luck at the casino but when Mammon plays poker he’s coming home with the bag. He’s got an excellent poker face and he always gets great cards

•$• he makes you come with him and sit on his lap while he plays

•$• “need ya with me, treasure, you’re my lucky charm”

•$• this man and his obsession with nicknames for you

-treasure

-pretty thing

-dollface

-darlin’

-precious

•$• and that’s just a few

•$• back on the gambling thing, whenever he wins big he’ll always get you somethin’ shiny as a gift like a new necklace or a ring.

•$• “had to pick up a pretty thing for my pretty thing, you like it?”

•$• he seems dumb but he’s actually very good at picking up on things

•$• he always knows what you’re feeling and what you need and he’ll do anything to give it to you

•$• he loves you so much, if you ever need reassurance on that he’s happy to give it

•$• “you know I love ya, treasure. Id kill for you and I’d die without you, you don’t gotta question that”

I just did some deplorable ass shit and my door was fucking open-

Okay yall so I’m not doing kink/smuttober because I do not have the energy but I have an idea for a singular fic that I’m gonna release. It’s not gonna be OM tho, I’ve been really into another anime lately and I wanna try my hand at writing for it. But im releasing something else that will be OM to tide y’all over and to make up for it. (Also to make up for the fact that I’ve never posted a full fic before- sorry-)

Wont spoil it but it features Mammon, Thirteen, and Simeon. It’s called The Cage. Should be out before the 30th (take that with a grain of salt I have OCD and depression—). Love y’all 💞

Mammon is so thank u, next album core- I think about him every time I listen to it-

I just found out I’ve been pronouncing Diavolos name wrong for years