I Just Did Some Deplorable Ass Shit And My Door Was Fucking Open-

My beige flag is that if Matpat says something I will believe it instantly without a second thought

Thinking about..

You’re the wife of a high ranking demon in the devildom. Your husband meets up with a couple friends to play some poker. And like clockwork comes the avatar of greed, Mammon. He plays with the sinister smirk he always has, somehow managing to drain the bank account of everyone but your husband. Your husband scoffs and says Mammon is merely lucky today, he’ll get what’s coming to him. When your husband finally sits down for his turn, Mammon laughs and looks in your direction, golden eyes sparkling with temptation.

“Why don’t we make this more interesting? If I win this next game, you let me fuck your wife.”

And confident as always, your husband replies in agreement. Your brain says you should protest but the ache in your thighs says to watch it play out. And so, you stay silent.

Easily, Mammon beats your husband at his own game. And just as easily does he fuck your brains out right there on the poker table in front of your husband, ruining your pussy for all other cocks and leaving you wanting more.

(Just for reference, this idea is not up for grabs, I plan to use it so please don’t write something based off it :’) )

Me 🤝 the Alpha!Kirishima tag on AO3

When you need YouTube to sleep so your stats look like this 😭

Do y’all ever see a man and you’re like ‘I wanna suck his cock so good and leave little pink lip gloss rings around the base of it’ or am I just a slut-?

Every time I get a YouTube notification and it’s not WDAPTEO 2023 I wanna cry

When you drink water for the first time in a month and you can feel every vein in your body