Atlasomars - Mars :D

my xilonen design!! this is what she looks like in my heart… 🫶

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

skirk redesign!! :D

skirk redesign!! :D

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

i made a Sampo kinnie bingo sheet!

couldn’t find one of him so I made my own! have fun >3<

before the show 🪄

A thought crossed my mind after delivering the second package in Sampo's event.

Just like, I find it so funny that Sampo one day just decided to be this little man who scams people here and there. You know, he must find his little adventures so funny, you can hear it in his voice that he absolutely loves playing this character.

I do wonder if Sampo before Belobog was any different, I'm so curious about his past >.<

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.