I Was C0mmissioned By The English Voice Actor Of Jing Yuan, Alejandro Saab, For A Jing Yuan And Sunday

in honor of dashcon's 10 year anniversary i need to remind everyone that the dashcon schedule with panel names and descriptions is still up

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

Whoops, wrong parent.

He sure did

Yeeeey, this is Sampo ,'3

Landau siblings' New Year's Eve preps (Sampo’s been welcomed). Landaus are naughty enough not to celebrate with their parents.

Because of the freeze, Belobog is severely impoverished gastronomically, but the 700 year old recipes have survived! For Sampo Koski, it's absolutely not a big deal to steal an old olivier salad recipe from the archives. Even if it is impossible to get all the ingredients for the salad on Jarilo-VI, somewhere in the universe there are bound to be grouse, eggs and all the necessary sauces!

They are cooking something between a modern olivier salad and the original recipe.

(Olivier is a traditional New Year's dish in many post-Soviet states, known as Russian salad in Europe and some other countries) Have a happy new year's celebration! <3

COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

Pierro: some of us, I don't wanna name names, make the Fatui look pretty bad with their treatment of children. And it makes me think- Crucabena: Is it me? Pierro: ...no you're at least somewhat subtle. Dottore, just back from the mission that got him banned from Mondstadt: Is it me? Pierro: Pierro: ..it's not the Knave

Last Day Spoilers

I will forever hold a grudge against Star Rail devs for making this a side event and not letting me hear this.

Also he pretty much confirmed some stuff so expect an insanely long theory post in the next 3-5 business days.

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

Sampard from aggie :3