Whoops, Wrong Parent.

For decades, the blank vision that Iudex Neuvillette wears near his heart has been subject to much discussion in Fontaine. Nobody remembers who it had once belonged to or why the ancient dragon protected it so jealously. It is said that if the Chief Justice would to stare at it for a long while, it would be sure to rain right after. Oh, how beloved that person must've been.

The five khaenriahn sinners - my headcanon designs because I’m always stuck thinking about them (left to right order —> rhinedottir “gold”, Vedrfolnir “the visionary”, rerir “rächer of solnari”, hroptatyr “the wise”, surtalogi “the foul”

gotta draw Capitano with Peter Steele's features because for me it's the only right option

Hey blade look at this fucked up bird

In the time it took me to finish this the stellaron hunter Sunday theory is basically dead, so rip gone but never forgotten 🫡

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

Smapo. Rotat e. Smap o. Rotato FASTER Smapo. Go. g O. Can you FEEL it, Sma am po? YES FEEL THE SPED. WE HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM VLELOCIPY.

What do conductors even do like actually

my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

Headcanon that Sampo never had a stuffed animal. To him it's not a big deal, but when Hook hears about it she and the other Moles decide to make a stuffed animal for his birthday (with Natasha's help), which ends up being a small fox with green downturned eyes.

Only problem is, they don't know when Sampo's birthday is (if he even has one)