(in Their Fifth Year, James Just Learned How Cars Work In Muggle Study)

im so deep into marauders that sometimes i genuinely forget about the fact that we have 7 books about harry

like, what do you mean he's old and he saved the whole wizarding world? no no no, look at him he's 5 and he plays with lego

No because if Warner Bros and Wizarding World had any semblance of intelligence, they would’ve released a Marauders prequel series after Prisoner of Azkaban. The smart thing would’ve been to do a trilogy in between the middle of the Harry Potter series. We get introduced to the Marauders in Prisoner of Azkaban so then after we have one movie where we get introduced to Marauders era and we see 1/3 of their story. We see how the Marauders meet and we see their hijinks and pranks and everything else. The movie ends with the Marauders finding out Remus is a werewolf. Then Goblet of Fire comes out. And then after they release the second Marauders movie in the trilogy. In this one, we start getting the “war” feeling. As in the terror and general atmosphere of a war looming on the horizon. The rise in bigotry at Hogwarts which is where the tensions between the Marauders and Snape hits an all time high. We also see the marauders become animagi and join Remus on the full moon. In this second movie, we see the whomping willow prank and the fallout of the Marauders and then them coming together again. The movie ends with Sirius being disowned and moving in with the Potter’s and Remus eventually forgiving him. And then BOOM they release Order of the Phoenix in which we see the glimpse of Snape’s worst memory. Movie ends with Sirius’ death. And then BOOM we get the final movie in the Marauders trilogy. We’d see the context behind SWM, what happened after it, the fallout of Snape and Lily, Lily giving James as chance after he defended her, and then we see how the Marauders era characters join the order. Along with that, we’d see Snape and Regulus being death eaters along with Bellatrix and Narcissa. We’d see how the war is impacting all of them, the death of the Mckinnons, Voldemort killing Dorcas, and the reaction of the rest of the characters. The movie would end with the death of the Potter’s and we’d see how Snape and Peter are at fault for the death of them. And then we see the scene at the beginning of the Harry Potter franchise of Dumbledore and McGonagall dropping Harry off at the Dursley’s. This would all lead nicely into The Half Blood Prince because at this point, we don’t know that Snape gave the prophecy to Voldemort. Why? Because we find out in the HBP. At this point, we’d get the Marauders entire story. Then in Deathly Hallows, they just use the same actors from the trilogy for the flashbacks which would make it more personal and emotional since we’ve seen how their story ends. They should also have parallels between the Marauders and the Golden trio running around the same places and sometimes saying the same things. This would’ve done the book wayyyy more justice and given us the Marauders content back in the day when we asked for it. Shit, if they had done this back in the day, they could’ve very well used Ben Barnes, Aaron Taylor Johnson, and Andrew Garfield in the last Marauders movie as the Marauders leave Hogwarts and fight in the war. But like I said, they didn’t think too far ahead into this. The con of this is that at the time the movies were released, they never would’ve made Wolfstar a thing. Even now, a decade later that Dumbledore is “gay”, they don’t actually show it. Just slight alluding. And even if they decide to do a Marauders project now, it wouldnt work and it’d flop because:

No one wants to support JK Rowling (as they should)

The hype for the Harry Potter movies has died down SEVERELY. It would flop.

Fantastic Beasts isn’t doing well and it’s just a sign that that no one wants to support JK and any movies/shows they make are too little too late. This is something they should’ve built upon when the movies were coming out and the hype was high.

(Eleven and Hopper eating dinner)

Eleven: What is 'gay'?

Hopper: It means...

Hopper: Happy?

Eleven: oh.

(the next day)

Eleven: Mike makes me gay.

Will: Me too, El. Me too.

Eleven:

Lucas:

Dustin:

Max:

Will:

Papa:

Demogorgon:

Demodog:

the Mind Flayer:

the Upside Down:

Pennywise hours away:

Mike:

Mike: What the fuck.

i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:

Your mask protects others more than it protects you

You can still spread covid even if you’re vaccinated or not showing any symptoms

The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original

so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person

Eleven: Mike, spell ‘perfect’

Mike: E-L-E-V-E-N

Lucas: Aww that’s sweet

Lucas: Max, spell ‘perfect’

Max: M-A-X

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I’m not dating till a boy falls in love with me the way james loved lily

Dustin: You're definitely a mom.

Steve: I'm not.

Dustin: *sigh*

Dustin: Mike and Will are throwing Eggos at each other, Lucas is fighting with Erica, and Max is cutting Eleven's hair with a knife while El trying to pouring water on your head with her mind.

Steve: CHILDREN!!!

Steve: Wait, on my head?

Steve: (turns around)

(splash)

Eleven, Max, Mike, Will, Lucas and Erica: SORRY MOM

Steve:

Dustin:

Steve: Shut up

The whole Harry Potter series is basically just a noseless idiot tries to kill a boy seven times killing a lot of people instead then he ended up dead and it’s a very sad happily ever after.