Eleven: Mike, spell ‘perfect’
Mike: E-L-E-V-E-N
Lucas: Aww that’s sweet
Lucas: Max, spell ‘perfect’
Max: M-A-X
Steve: Alright, Robin. I have a good news and a bad one. What do want first?
Robin: The bad one.
Steve: My kids made a mess so i need you to help me clean it up.
Robin: Steve… You don’t have kids.
Steve: Well that’s the good news. I’m the single mom of seven middle school kids.
(James and Sirius arguing who's hotter)
James: Oi, Evans. Who's hotter, me or Sirius?
Lily: Me.
(James and Sirius arguing)
Sirius:WHY CAN’T WE NAME OUR BABY PADDY PRONGSIE POTTER
James:FIRST OF ALL LILY WILL KILL ME
Lily:Both of you actually
James:SECOND OF ALL WHY ISN’T IT PRONGSIE PADDY POTTER
James:ARE YOU FUCKING MAD???
*Remus walked in with a bag of Mars Bars in his hand*
Sirius:
James:
Remus:
The bag of Mars Bars:
Baby Harry in Lily’s womb:
Lily: Hey Mad.
im so deep into marauders that sometimes i genuinely forget about the fact that we have 7 books about harry
like, what do you mean he's old and he saved the whole wizarding world? no no no, look at him he's 5 and he plays with lego
Reblog if you care about the person you reblogged this from
Mike: El, I love you
Eleven: Sorry Mike, the train of love already stopped at the Max station
Max: Choo choo bitch
1 of the 2947573928374 reasons why Thor: Ragnarok is the best mcu movie
THOR: RAGNAROK 2017 | dir. Taika Waititi
THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY
You're the only friend I need
Sharing beds like little kids
And laughing 'till our ribs get tough
But that will never be enough
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out