Ok Catnap.

S RANK Beat Saber We are the Champions by Queen

One of the only times violence is the morally right option.

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Actually let me try manifesting first.

(A dark shadow grows across the floor. It is a deep darkness an abyssal darkness. A clawed pair of hands reaches out and began pushing against the floor. The darkness takes a crooked shape long, thin, and dark. Two red glowing orbs compose it’s eyes as it emerges from the shadow. It’s mouth stretched in a wide grin leaking black ichor that evaporates before touching the floor. It long, thin, and spindly body reminiscent of a marionette.)

Ah so this is the form my soul shard takes in your world. Interesting to know.

Ok. This has gotten crazy! Do any of you mind me giving a hand? I can cut out another piece of my soul to help. I just need a vessel for it to inhabit, like someone’s corpse or a toy either work for me!

I usually make my own but I’m not sure if I can or what’ll get limited by your world’s LAWS.

Poppy: Uhhhhhh....

*They turn around and look at the floor*

Poppy: Oh god we're most definitely gonna get sued for what happened today.....

Miss Delight: You can use mine!

Poppy: DELIGHT NO-

Try it and every anon watching will hunt you down.

Im going to nuke the school

Mommy Long Legs: UNO REVERSE CARD, IMMA NUKE YOU!

I just want to trap them in a nightmare that’ll ensure their incontinence. It’ll be hilarious!

Hey Dogday and Catnap is their anyone in the world you don’t like?

DogDay: the bullies that made CatNap not wanna talk anymore....

This is an emotional punch to the face. I barely felt it.

Words of affirmation; this lad needs to hear it. To feel it. Take it from Chilli, bud.

You're doing great.

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I love found family/they live AU’s! They fill the gaping hole in my dead heart.

After a rather lengthy travel down to the inner bowels of Playtime Co., "Angel" and "Dogdaze" are left to traverse the unfamiliar terrain with no Poppy, no Kissy, but eight rowdy critters in tow. Thankfully, the two were able to scrounge up a mildly usable "Playtime Patented Parental Pack-a-Long!" Designed exclusively for small, medium, and large families. With it, they were able to load up all eight of the little ones with little protest, seemingly due to their "Papa Daze" being a "perfect piggyback ride." Despite this, the two are tired and on edge in this new place, but their "critter kids" seem quite curious about the lower levels. Some thought it a rousing adventure with bad guys to clobber around every corner! Others believed it to be a spooky abode where ghouls lurked in every shadow. Taking into consideration their own pasts with the infamous Playtime Co., both Angel and Daze were inclined to agree with the latter. They were especially put on edge by their new travel companion, Doey. Much like his commercialized counterpart, he's stretchy, he's squishy, and he seemed quite silly for someone who resides so far below ground. But Angel and Daze couldn't afford to complain, since the gooey guide was the only one who could lead them to the elusive "Safe Haven" Poppy told them about.....

All things considered, this Critter family will still be on their guard. Especially when their first introduction with Doey was Quite.... Blunt.

Rest assured however, the smiling critters will not be deterred from looking after each other or their parents.

Miss Delight while flattered by your interest I’d like to request that you stop, I am asexual and aromantic your advances while flattering are.. discomforting.

Poppy that mask is my face.

Hey Smiling Critters I’m sorry for scaring you all earlier. I didn’t think about how my appearance would’ve affected you as children. I promise next time I’ll try to be more disarming with my next appearance. Please accept this basket of assorted candies as proof of my sincerity.

(A large basket full candy rises from Catnap’s shadow.)

*The critters all run over to the candy and start eating it all*

Poppy: WAIT CHILDREN NO-

*Miss Delight puts a piece of paper with her phone number on it, on to the shadow*

Poppy: Miss Delight, please stop flirting with the masked man.....