Reblog If You Genuinely Support Asexuals

Dream SMP Steven Universe AU where Wilbur(Yellow), Phil(Green), Techno(Red), and Niki(Pink) are the Diamonds, and Wilbur takes the role of Pink, falling in love with the world he was meant to conquer, and, many years after, a human woman named Sally. 

The two have a son together, though, unfortunately, Sally dies in childbirth. Fundy is raised by his father and the rest of the Crystal Gems.

It seems like it’s going well, until the other Diamonds catch wind of their lost fourth supposedly still leaving and turning their attention back to earth.

Roles:

Pink Diamond: Wilbur, obviously. He….technically didn’t fake his shattering. By feigning corruption, he forced Phil to actually shatter him. But unknown to all but a few, he had found a way to come back from such a thing, if not significantly weaker than before, and actually a bit corrupted. The corruption mostly just effects his appearance a bit, though he can get moodswings as well. His mind is stable….for now.

Garnet: Tommy and Tubbo, who together make up Heliotrope, who is fairly more mature than either of them…on the surface. In reality, he’s just as chaotic as either of them, though he knows when to tone it down and pretend otherwise. Tommy is a Ruby, and Tubbo is a Green Zircon. The two met when Tommy, freshly captured from earth, was being tried for treason against the Diamonds, and Tubbo was selected to defend him. The two ended up bonding though, and the day his trial and shattering was to happen, Tommy vanished from his cell, alongside the Zircon. Heliotrope made his way back to earth and joined up with Wilbur. 

Pearl: Eret, a Rainbow Pearl that served under Yellow Diamond, and followed him in quickly coming to adore Earth and wanting to defend it. He’s typically pretty supportive of Wilbur’s plans, but also acts as the voice of reason when things go too far…though occasionally, if it’s funny, he’ll let it continue for a bit before he steps in. The only one who knows the truth about Wilbur.

Amethyst: Quackity, a Blue Amethyst that emerged incredibly late, as well as fairly shorter than his fellow Quartz. Wilbur found him and took him in, and he’s been part of the group ever since. Usually can be seen with a pair of wings he’s shapeshifted himself to fly with. 

Bismuth/Peridot role: Schlatt, a Pyrope, that was on the side of the Diamonds(Yellow Diamond’s court, to be specific), who did something that ended up with him poofed and sealed. Maybe found out the truth about Wilbur or other info he shouldn’t have. Before that though, he and Wilbur were good friends. Eventually freed by Fundy, grudgingly becomes fond of earth, makes amends with Wilbur and joins the Crystal gems. 

Lapis Lazuli: Ranboo, an Obsidian Snowflake fusion consisting of Ran, a grey star sapphire, and Boo, a black pearl. The two are a permanent fusion, though how they met is unclear. They were sealed by the soldiers on the side of the Diamond Authority, known as a terrifying threat with their dangerous control over ice and ability to See any place they chose, making it nearly impossible to keep them out. Fundy eventually accidentally freezes them and after some almost-caused-an-ice-age-in-a-panic events, Ranboo was eventually calmed down, and offered a place among the Crystal Gems.

I saw a bunch of comments on this hilarious animatic of that funny clip where someone tells Ranboo to give Tubbo back to Tommy about them going to war over him, and honestly, that’s just so freaking funny.

So anyway, AU where Dream dies via Sam after bringing back Tommy and Wilbur, and everyone gets therapy, and tones things down. Ranboo and Tommy use the Hotel Rivalry as a disguise for the true war-the war for Tubbo. It involves trying to out gift each other, trying to bribe Michael, and many, many daily stealings of the Tubbo when he’s hanging out with one of them. At some point, other server members get involved, as well as people not from the server, because Tubbo has many siblings and father-figures, and they might as well join in, right? They have just as much right as anyone to try and win him over, and it looks like fun.

Tubbo’s just glad that they’re all bonding…even if getting snatched at least once a week is mildly irritating.

I'd assume he either bathes wearing armor or he bathes in lava.

Since Ranboo can’t touch water does he bath in milk?

IM SCREAMKNG

Silly Clowns 🤡🎪

This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

Clover seems a little excited to see a real cowboy, or at least the one Starlo tries to represent as best he can.

I had this little interaction incomplete and forgotten among my drawings, so I finished it XD

nepezutsumi. is this anything

AU where Tubbo goes to see the Egg either before or after he and Tommy originally go. And this time, instead of just being mean to him, the Egg decides to infect him. 

But not to control him. No, the Egg takes a different route-after all, it wouldn’t do if it’s champion had too many doubts, and the boy will be an excellent example of what ‘good’ it can do. As it’s vines and flowers bloom on his skin, Tubbo feels all his sadness being drained from him. All his anger, all his pain, all his fear. It’s ripped from him, leaving him with a hollow sort of happiness. 

And nothing else. 

After that, the Egg lets him go. It has no more use for him, at the moment, so he’s free to wander the server, and do whatever he wants.

Maybe Skeppy follows after him, in a similar sort of situation. He was the first to be infected, but he was more of a test than anything. Empty as it is, he does feel a sort of kinship with Tubbo, having gone through something similar. 

The friendship is hollow-hollow like them, because that’s all that’s left, really. Hollow, like Tubbo’s absent smile. Hollow like Skeppy’s passion.

Hollow pawns, wandering the server, not able to truly understand the horror in everyone’s eyes as they catch sight of them.