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If I was the writer of the umbrella academy season 4, I would make:

An actual good Reginald who regrets what other version of him did and wants to fix it. He isn't fully good, nor do main characters forget what happened and fully trust him.

Sparrow academy, Ben from umbrella academy and Grace and Dolores come back.

Idk yet how but Klaus meets Dave and Viktor meets Sissy and Harlan and they got time to talk.

More screen time of Reginald's wife, Abigail.

Abigail and Grace bonding time.

The siblings having an ACTUALLY talk about Reginald being an allien.

Siblings drinking marigold by choice.

Klaus learing healthy ways to cope with his power.

Viktor powers being as powerful as in season 1-2, but he learn to control them.

Sibling learing how to live without worrying about the apocalypse.

Diego thinking that Lila is cheating on him just to realize she doesn't.

More about raletionship between Viktor, Five and others with umbrella academy Ben.

Five getting hugged by everyone (simply becouse never hug him when he came back in s1.)

Stanley came back also.

Scenes of Alison, Ray and Claire.

Did I cooked?

If you told me that AI wrote the script for season 4 of The Umbrella Academy I’d almost believe you. But I don’t think even AI could’ve messed up it up as much as the writers did. Someone must have a secret vendetta against the fans or something because in what world was that a good season? Or even a good way to end a show? I’m so blown away by the talent that was wasted, the character growth, the hardworking actors, the fans who’ve waited so long. The only thing that comes to mind when trying to articulate how let down i felt is comparing it to the ending of Game of Thrones.

Netflix has had so many loyal fan/customers despite how quickly they cancel shows. I myself use my friends account as we are at each other’s houses quite frequently anyway. But if I had my own account still (I unsubscribed after they cancelled tv shows after the strikes) I think I’d have canceled it for sure after this. I’m no expert by any means at marketing or producing shows, but something has got to change. Or at least I think so, maybe they’re still making money by the millions and don’t care about quality? I’m just confused as to how this happened.

I myself have never read the comics, can someone tell me if this is anything similar to what happens in those? I feel like there has to be some explanation for how badly the season was handled. Let me know if I’m missing something!

I like to think they hang out in the fort and Kinger tells stories about Queenie

Speedpaint under cut, CW flashing lights

Looking into a parallel canon

All because of one lil detail...

Y'all came up with some wickedly creepy, sad and cool potential agent 4 art!

......ya.

I think all the agents need a good and long vacation after their most recent missions....

never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for the past few days so I figured I’d share it. In some of my favourite renditions of the DreamSMP SBI family unit, Phil can be a pretty bad dad, often leaving on adventures with Technoblade, which means Wilbur is the one to raise Tommy and eventually Tubbo, when they find him on the side of the road.

But I raise you this, Phil and Techno find Tubbo during their travels.

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They’re a month into their travels after leaving a young Wilbur with four year old Tommy when they come across a cardboard box on the side of the road. Curious, they open it up to find a young boy and a note. The note gives the boy’s basic details, his birthday, age, and his name, Tubbo.

Phil longs to take the kid in and despite their plans to continue heading south, they change course to bring the kid back home. As they travel back the boy grows close with Phil and adopts a strange companionship with Techno as he watches over Tubbo as he plays in the forest, gathering random plants on the way.

They’re two weeks into their journey back when they camp near a pillager outpost, Phil and Techno make sure they’re out of sight when setting up camp and make plans to raid it in the morning. Tubbo does the usual as he chirps into the conversation here and there while handing them the necessary equipment to set up the tents. 

Techno’s on first watch that night, his eyes scanning the tree line for movement and watching Tubbo from the corner of his eye. The kid pulls out some various plants he’s gathered from a small backpack, something they picked up from a market a week ago. He crushes some of them with rocks and places them all in a pot of water he filled from the stream that afternoon. After he seems satisfied, he places the pot on the low burning fire, occasionally stirring the mixture.

It’s a peculiar sight and he’s pretty sure Tommy’s never played with pretend mixtures before. But the kid seems happy, a large grin on his face and Phil always said that no two children are the same. The voices are scattered, some worrying about the safety of the perimeter, others chattering away about how odd the child is, while some find it endearing. Techno frankly finds the constant chattering annoying so he’s relieved when Tubbo retreats to the tent with his plant concoction right as he switches over with Phil.

That morning he wakes to Phil reprimanding Tubbo for going into the forest without telling anybody. In the two weeks that they’ve he’s been in their care, the kid has managed to wander off a grand total of eight times, so Techno can’t really bring himself to care. Despite his own disinterest, the voices are often discussing how he snuck away, this time they’re concerned about the night patrol.

They pack up their stuff before heading to the outpost. They leave Tubbo by a large oak tree, not wanting him to get caught by the pillagers. They trail around the outside trying to avoid being spotted until they realise that there is no one on watch. The voices are screaming that something is wrong. Cautiously, the two of them enter the building only to see dozens of dead pillagers. There aren’t any wounds but they’ve both had enough experience with death to be able to tell.

There’s food on the table thats partially touched, almost as if they didn’t get to finish dinner. Techno picks up a piece of chicken and brings it up to sniff, only to be stopped by called out warning. “No! don’t eat the chicken Mr. Blade!” 

Techno turns to see Tubbo rushing into the room, avoiding the bodies strewn across the room. The kid runs up to him and attempts to bat the chicken out of his hand. It’s a feeble attempt as he barely reaches Techno’s waist and the elder simply holds the chicken further out of his reach. Phil laughs at the display, while the voices in Techno’s head freak out about the kid following him without being noticed. 

Techno takes in his surroundings, from the dead army of pillagers, the table filled with an unfinished feast and the kid who’s still trying to jump at the food he’s holding. He thinks of the odd concoction the kid made and how he supposedly left sometime during the night. It takes a moment but soon the voices are screaming once again, all of them delighted with Techno’s discovery.

Techno looks Tubbo in the eyes as he asks, “Did you poison them?” Phil’s laughter freezes, a sudden quiet taking over the room. Tubbo has the nerve to look guilty, looking away now, as he nods his head. 

“I heard you both making plans to fight them and I wanted to help since Mr Phil was hurt. I can’t fight so I figured out another way.”

Techno directs his gaze back to Phil, “You’re hurt?” 

Phil stares back before nodding, “It’s nothing serious mate, I’m just curious how Tubbo noticed.” They both look over to the kid responsible for the revelation.

“You re-adjusted your wings. There’s more weight on your right side than your left.” Now that’s something that Techno didn’t notice, he wonders how long Phil’s been hurt, though there does seem to be more important things at the moment. 

Techno looks Tubbo in the eye before looking back at Phil. “We’re keeping him.”

Phil smiles, “So we’re heading south again?”

Techno nods and turns again to acknowledge Tubbo who has been watching the exchange, “Hey kid, how do you like snow?”

Tubbo’s eyes light up and Phil pretends not to see Techno smile.

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I was gonna write more but now I want re write the beginning and make a whole fic of it? I’m not sure if anyone would want to see it though

Another interesting fan idea, aka another fix-it fic I would read if it existed

you know what could have been a better season 4 plot?

ben spiked everyone's drink and the powers came back but everyone's were mixed.

ben got five's power and in the subway found jen, and in an attempt to stop the cleanse because he thinks he bought it he hops on trains with jen trying to stop things. the five and lila romance element goes to them and makes more sense.

swap au ragatha holding pomni?

it was worth the try

Accident, or there can only be one?

i do wanna say that i believe in dadtain but i am aware of how schlatt will throw down for crumb and tubbo any day so i will say that if i have to accept dad!schlatt it will only be as him being the bio dad who had to give him up and he was taken in by captain and crumb but one day crumb accidently pushed him out of the maserati so he climbed into a box and thats where phil found him