*a Flareon Walks Through The Snowy Mountain Mumbling Angrily And Shaking From His Cold.* ???: I.... I'm

(I used to have a blog where it followed him as an Eevee but I lost motivation for that so restarted with him evolved)

Hi

(Hello)

This is a description of what Lance looks like.

Name:lance

Gender:male

Pokemon: glaceon

Fur color: deeply dark blue

Eye color: Bright blue eyes

Features: has a scar on his left arm, wears a cute green scarf tied in a bow, he wears a ice crown that he made for himself as he claims himself to be king of the snow.

Personality: arragent, cocky, rude, and can come off as a bit of an aßs, but if he sees someone is really upset he will be kind and try to talk them through what upsets them, his personality change is because he believes a good king should be there for his subjects.

Name: pepper

Pokemon: Flareon

Fur color: red with a black collar

Eye color: yellow

Features: she has a scar on her back leg from a battle when she was a eevee. She also wears a bandana on her tail to look unique.

Personality: aggressive, self-centered, narcissistic, possessive, once in a relationship she will believe her partner belongs to her permanently. She is very abusive towards her mates.

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

YOU hate Christopher Columbus.

Hey Yumi? That Glaceon over there needs your help. They kinda made a powerful mon mad, and they're running from them.

Yumi: oh is that what he needs help with? Well I can keep him here.... But if there's a battle I can't help. I'm not a battler

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Lance, you best get to steppin' NOW!

(the glaceon looks visibly terrified and panicked) lance: I know! I just need to think about where to go!.... She's going to keep finding me....

I laugh and continue to kiss her on the neck, one of my hands reaching down and grabbing her bottom

Pepper wagged her tail: oh, you seem really friendly, I'm guessing you like Flareons~

JUST LET ME BE.