Hey Yumi? That Glaceon Over There Needs Your Help. They Kinda Made A Powerful Mon Mad, And They're Running

King Lance, do you have any Flareon friends coming to your kingdom? Because there was one looking to pay you a visit soon.

Lance: Flareon? No, I don't have any..... Wait did you say one is heading here.... I need to get moving!

So apparently if you climb a crate as genocider, you toss komaru like a sack of potatoes and genocider just super Mario jumps on the crate.

It’s the best

Lance pokes the human on the leg making her yelp in surprise. "Hello human, I require your assistance against a crazy pokemon trying to assassinate me and you are you closest person I can ask"

The human looks at lance with a smile. "There you are little guy, I was worried something happened to you. She raised her camera and took a picture of him." Before sighing. "I wish I could understand what you're saying"

King Lance, do you have plans for your people? For your lands, here, and foreign?

Farms to grow, maybe? Roads to build and towers that would touch the sky? Maybe a temple or few?

I’d love to hear about your plans for the future.

Signed, sincerely, your loyal subject 💙

Lance: hm, I plan to protect my subjects from anything dangerous, as for farms, I'm not sure plants could survive the cold temperature here, I plan to have some kind of road made to other towns. as for towers, I don't have any plans for towers and maybe a temple for those who believe in Arceus

Yo Flareon, why do you want to kill Lance?

*the Flareon flinched looking around* Flareon: great, I'm hearing voices..... I'm not actually going to kill him, mostly beat him unconscious. And the reason if for him hiding in the mountains, it's fücking freezing!

i just know stan oscillates between gleeful teasing and actual mortification from his brother's past relationship

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