Ask-dr-thompson-scpfoundation - The Method To My Madness Is Madness Itself

SCP-049 and SCP-096

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682: Everyone here will die.

999: Of fun :)

Curious about what's going on, she reaches out an arm and takes a step forward. "hey wait-" but they were already gone. She notices the file and picks it up to inspect it, now even more curious of what's inside.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

Hey look! It's me! ((Created Dr. Thompson avatar on pastelkatto art and dollmakers))

maybe :D! You are squished y. but shoes can make you less squishedy !!! congratulation

That is true, on some level I suppose. Do you wear shoes, or are you mostly barefoot? What type of shoes would you even wear?

Twix: Was there a time when you should have thought before you said something?

Oh definitely! The foundation upholds to a very professional demeanor, so slang is general looked down on. However, there was one time I was running on my less than normal 2 hours of sleep, when I walked into the break room to get ready for a quick debriefing. Well, a researcher had asked me to pass him a small disposable plastic container of butter for his toast, and I almost out of instinct, tossed the butter at him yelling at almost top loudness "yeet". Needless to say I was given a very thorough talking to afterwards of my mannerisms....

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

"Oh, uh, good bye? I guess???"

*The doctor stands there astonished of what her day has consisted of. She will never rest easy again knowing that this very situation could happen again to any unsuspecting soul. She reports to the head management about her out come, and swears to never eat another cupcake again.*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

What I feel a lot of people learned this week:

Money is fake

The Economy is fake and we can manipulate it at will. Just for some reason we keep treating it like a natural phenomenon and not a man made thing. 

Time is arbitrary

‘I can’t have x after 10pm’ yes you can because who the fuck is stopping you?

Literally all barriers to helping people are fake 

Haha, weird thing outside my window go BRRR.