What I feel a lot of people learned this week:
Money is fake
The Economy is fake and we can manipulate it at will. Just for some reason we keep treating it like a natural phenomenon and not a man made thing.
Time is arbitrary
‘I can’t have x after 10pm’ yes you can because who the fuck is stopping you?
Literally all barriers to helping people are fake
i would Too!!! its Quite fun and very Comforting :D
Yes, and it reminds me of how in touch with mother earth we should all be. How some day we will end up in the same place, and back into the arms of the mother that once birthed us. We often lose track of how in touch with nature we should be because we are daily consumed by our busy lives with work, school, chores, mental health, physical health, and all sorts of other reasons. It honestly disappoints me how little humanity as a whole cares about our one true home. The only home we have at that.
Twix: Was there a time when you should have thought before you said something?
Oh definitely! The foundation upholds to a very professional demeanor, so slang is general looked down on. However, there was one time I was running on my less than normal 2 hours of sleep, when I walked into the break room to get ready for a quick debriefing. Well, a researcher had asked me to pass him a small disposable plastic container of butter for his toast, and I almost out of instinct, tossed the butter at him yelling at almost top loudness "yeet". Needless to say I was given a very thorough talking to afterwards of my mannerisms....
since Doctor Wondertainment is basically a parody of Willy Wonka, I hereby declare it’s canon that doctor Wondertainment’s father is a dentist who’s only anomalous ability consists of teleporting houses.
Happy belated 1 year anniversary of this blog!!!🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊
"doctor, is there something bothering you? You can always tell me if there is." She reached a hand out almost to gently touch his shoulder, but quickly pulled back before she did. "My apologies. I tend to feel immense amounts of sympathy for the scp's. I really shouldn't, but I do. I can't help but feel if I'm lucky I'm can form bonds with them. It's not like I have many friends..." She had almost muttered the last part under her breath, as she looked down almost ashamed. She looked back up mere seconds later with an expression that practically begged for him to be understanding, and hopefully give her a chance at what could be considered friendship. "I've always understood how lonely the scp's must feel, being contained alone with no one but the doctor's and researchers to talk to."
"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."
Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?
She placed her hands over her mouth to hush her panting, and tries to steady her breathing. She quickly runs to the door of the room she currently is in and tries to lock the door. After succeeding, she quickly turns to the side of the door frame and puts her back against the wall, allowing herself to fall to the ground.
"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.
"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.
The official blog for Dr. Elizabeth A. Thompson, one of the SCP Foundation's Doctors in the Scientific Department.
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