I’m Not A Witch But Lemme Just Say That Fae Magic Be Wild As Hell. Like I Constantly Give You Booze

I can’t not you guy…

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I need to settle an argument with a friend. If your girl got you Lego blocks, would you respond positively? Please elaborate why or why not!

EDIT: Guys the last answer is “I don’t play with Legos” (as you could probably guess)

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Okay I’m calling out to the Greek mythology side of tumblr with this one:

TW: Mentions of SA (Its Greek mythology so of course)

Adaptations of popular Greek myths are all but uncommon, especially those that portray the viewpoint of the many victims of the gods. Like the tragedies of Medusa, Io, Daphne, Echo etc.

Don’t misunderstand, if done right these can all be awesome retellings, but where is my Endymion retelling?

What would happen if Endymion woke up?

Can you imagine going to sleep one day, only to wake up hundreds if not thousands or years later to find out you were essentially magic-roofied and SA’d by a stranger who is now the mother to your FIFTY KIDS?!? (Oh yeah you have 50 kids now)

The Greek gods were meant to represent reality, not idealism and the story of Endymion almost perfectly encapsulates that. A young victim to the whims of someone far older and more powerful than them. Unable to remember what was done to them, but left feeling so confused and upset. Waking up in a strange new place after just having such an integral part of yourself violated…

THE STORY POTENTIAL IS ENDLESS

So why do we ignore him?

TLDR; Justice for my boi Endymion. He deserves better.

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A guide to designing wheelchair using characters!

I hope this helps anyone who's trying to design their oc using a wheelchair, it's not a complete guide but I tried my best! deffo do more research if you're writing them as a character

Found the Asexual fit at Cato today.

So I’m making a lovely Sunday dinner tonight, but in order to get everything ready on time I need to start the brioche bread early. Something you may not know about brioche is that the fat content in the dough counteracts the gluten elasticity, thus it takes longer to develop. So anyways I put my dough in the stan mixer and as one might guess the intense butter content causes the dough to slap across the bowl in a very sus sounding way. Fast forward to just now and my Father walks into the kitchen bleary eyed and instantly goes to inspect the kitchen, whereupon a look of realization crosses his face. “Oohh, it’s just bread.” My father thought I was clapping ass at 8:00 on a SUNDAY MORNING!!!

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