I’m Just Saying, If I Was A Doctor I’d Keep Stickers And Decals Of Popular Adult Media Characters

GIMME!!!

Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts

I just had to share this Kosher Beef with ya’ll! Happy first night of Hannukkah! 🕎

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

I’m not a witch but lemme just say that fae magic be wild as hell. Like I constantly give you booze and honey cake and you repay me with a ratty piece of ribbon. AND THEN, if you have the GALL to say thank you for whatever lame gift they brought, they get all offended and curse the shit out of you. Like what the hell Gethitreal, I thought we were friends.

I usually don’t post fandom stuff on here…. But did anyone else notice that Ozzie kinda looks like a muppet?

Forget Neil Gaiman, look at how smart bees are.

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

Y’know a sexuality that is incredibly slept on?

Chaotic Asexuals.

Like, absolute chaos goblins who just do not care whatsoever.

Examples: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) Sun Wukong (Journey to the West) Others (Let me know in the comments)

“I haven’t lost my virginity cuz I never lose! See ya later sex-haver!”