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I heard my friends talking earlier today and it went something like this…..

A: Im your bestie!

B: You punched me in the gut when I asked if your shoes had a hole.

A:…But I still love you!

THIS! This would cure me.

IF NOT FRIEND, WHY FRIEND SHAPED!?!?

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So I’m making a lovely Sunday dinner tonight, but in order to get everything ready on time I need to start the brioche bread early. Something you may not know about brioche is that the fat content in the dough counteracts the gluten elasticity, thus it takes longer to develop. So anyways I put my dough in the stan mixer and as one might guess the intense butter content causes the dough to slap across the bowl in a very sus sounding way. Fast forward to just now and my Father walks into the kitchen bleary eyed and instantly goes to inspect the kitchen, whereupon a look of realization crosses his face. “Oohh, it’s just bread.” My father thought I was clapping ass at 8:00 on a SUNDAY MORNING!!!

YEA!

If Shura existed in Atla (Avatar the Last Air Bender) What kind of bender would they be? (My money is on Shura being a water bender, but also a blood bender.)

Honestly, you're right on the money. Shura would absolutely be a Water Bender. (And Blood Bender.)

With a specialization working with ice.

Look at these doods!

New friends today :)

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I’m just saying, if I was a doctor I’d keep stickers and decals of popular adult media characters with me along with sugar free lollipops to give out after your checkup.

Like, just because I’m an adult doesn’t mean I don’t want a little treat. Being at the doctor’s office is stressful my guy. If you’re gonna pay out the ass for medical insurance you at least deserve a sticker for your troubles.

I made a good meal today! It’s not a huge achievement, but I’m proud!

(If you were wondering, it’s Coq aún Vin with mashed potatoes and homemade brioche~)