Apricot1312 - Apricot

a good mango smoothie can save your life a little

missing that bastard, lestat de lyingcunt or whatever his name is

Stories that would be improved by polyamory:

Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.

Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?

Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.

Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:

Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

I think people mean well when they insist that America isn't a Christian country but it just obfuscates the situation and makes it more difficult for minorities to frame their experiences. America is a fundamentally, structurally, ideologically Christian country from top to bottom. It's exhausting, it's suffocating, and it's the truth. Nearly all political forces, pop culture phenomena, and major life philosophies here are either built on Christianity or propped up as subverting Christianity in a way that is, of course, still entirely about Christianity. Leftwing movements here that are ostensibly hostile to Christianity still ultimately structure their worldviews around their own versions of salvation, rapture, original sin, eternal judgement, heaven, and hell. Most people here fail to see Christianity all around them, influencing every facet of American life, for the same reason that a fish can't see water.

i'm hot and maladjusted it's literally fine

Watching Brennan on game changer is like watching someone be psychologically tortured for sport.

I love it so much.

dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck

Thank you!!

Someone should get me a cinnamon roll

being a simultaneous optimist with crippling self doubt is actually easy as shit. im certain the world is full of joy and hope for everyone in the world except me. what’s not clicking.