Like If You Would Ask Him What’s Wrong

I love you speed weed

Reblog MoneyWagon and tag “i love you Speedwagon” and he will bless you with his luck and wealth

whoever modeled/animated miku’s dance moves has my undying respect

This is one of the best things ever created. The original vid is great too

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Hi Disney, pls hire me to make a Gargoyles reboot, I accept pizza payments.

Please tell me why are Polnareff's tiddies so big, I need an actual explanation.

Massive tits

Lack of wits

Here he is

The big french bitch

Accurate representation of me at the theatre watching HTTYD 3

Squidward's had enough with spongebob