This Is One Of The Best Things Ever Created. The Original Vid Is Great Too

This is one of the best things ever created. The original vid is great too

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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If the mercs were furries, what would their fusonas be?

Sniper~ Dingo! Wild Australian dogs that are fearless and not picky about what they eat.

Soldier~ Soldier already has the Freedom Feathers item to show his inner furry. Or feathery (?) in this case.

Scout~ Hes swift, and noisy. He’s be a dog of some kind, probably a Whippet.

Engineer~ Maybe a bull? Hes got short-man syndrome, so his furry would be something much bigger and stronger than he is. They're stubborn, but quite clever, and used to working in groups.

Medic~ He’d probably want to be one of his doves, but I think he’d be better suited to a wolf. Sleek, strong, a pack member, protective. I think it fits!

Demoman~ He has a good couple of were-wolf and dog related items in his roster, so I think he’d suit a big, shaggy dog. Maybe not quite a grey wolf like Medic, but something wolf-like. Maybe a cross-breed between wolf and a domestic dog?

Heavy~ Probably expected, but I always see him as a brown bear. Big and strong, fearless, very family orientated. Big and floofy.

Spy~ Also kinda cliche, but a fox. Sleek, sneaky, intelligent, very cunning.

Pyro~ A salamander. “The legendary salamander is often depicted as a typical salamander in shape, with a lizard-like form, but is usually ascribed an affinity with fire, sometimes specifically elemental fire.” - Wikipedia. Theyre mysterious, but friendly.