Talos: Has anyone else heard of leaving an "example lobster" when cooking lobsters?
Talos: My father claims that plenty of people do it but it’s a ridiculous and horrifying process.
Talos: For those who haven’t heard of it, it’s when you buy lobsters to cook by boiling them and you leave only one alive. My father would always set the lobster down in front of all the cooked lobsters and make it watch while my brothers ate all the other lobsters. After that, they put the lobster in a cooler and drive it to the beach and send it back out into the ocean. The "joke" is that the lobster is supposed to tell the other lobsters of the horrors it saw. Has anyone else heard of this or was I raised inside a legion of sociopaths?
[Later]
Talos: I have concluded from people’s reactions that this is not standard procedure by any means and that my father is a little bit insane.
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@sister-calliope @robot-roadtrip-rants your wish is granted I give you…Bobby g and the doggo holding him (and the imperium together)
All these drawings are based on this amazing post and @kit-williams hilarious “pet the dog Cato” fic
#todays primarch rage is sponsored by the high lords of terra and #McCragge Cafe #strongest recaf in the imperium #ultrastrong
#someone start a petition to get Bobby a dog #or at least a smoke break #man can’t keep doing this #man is running on 2 hrs of sleep and Xanax
I just miss drawing dresses
I love warhammer 40k fans on here because they’re all like “I LOVE blorbius scrunklius, he’s such a relatable tragic character. The scenes in his book where he talks about how his father failed him always make me so emotional. He’s my sweet little babygirl and I would protect him with my life.” And then I look up blorbius scrunklius or whatever and his canon artwork looks like
pick a princess
Please, please make this with Hiccstrid
Made me giggle
Soy piscis :v
Vainas que no tienen que ver una con la otra y reblogeo por que sí :v
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