I Love Warhammer 40k Fans On Here Because They’re All Like “I LOVE Blorbius Scrunklius, He’s Such

Thistle coquette 😭💖🙏

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!

Corvus: I have become the local "Reverse tooth fairy" where if people leave money under their pillow I as the tooth fairy shall come and leaves them a bunch of teeth.

Guilliman: W H Y ?

Alpharius, shaking a bag of teeth: I suggested it as a joke and things got out of hand pretty fast.

Vulkan: Wait... Where'd you get the teeth?

Alpharius: Konrad gives them to us in exchange for a cut of the money.

Alpharius: We've got no clue where he got the teeth and I really don't want to find out. But I AM curious what he needs money for...

farcille but two mimir

I know it’s usually done for convenience, but I don’t really like when robot characters just come pre-equipped with genitals and a completely normal sex drive. It raises too many questions for me. Who designed it and why? Who pulled all nighters ripping their hair out trying to debug the horny subroutines? How much did this add to the development cost? And like, I guess ‘factory made sex bot’ provides very sensible explanations for all of this, but that whole trope isn’t very appealing to me personally

I am, however, a big fan of robots who are like “oh the pussy? yeah I built this myself because I thought it’d be a cool engineering challenge. The base is just a fleshlight in my favorite color but I souped it up with a bunch of upgrades and LEDs. Some of the parts are technically illegal in the EU but who’s checking? Cool huh? It’s mostly done, I’m pretty much just experimenting and optimizing now. Making room for it did significantly decrease the structural stability of my pelvis but it’s so worth it”

or “yeah I want to have sex bc I want to experience intimacy of some sort and it sounds fun, but I don’t really wanna start cutting or welding to make that happen, so I just have this xbox controller I plug in and if you mash the buttons right I’ll come. It’s pretty convenient really. Wanna play mario kart”

or “look, I don’t have the time to explain the metaphorical and physical crossed wires and psychological mess of reward pathways that make this work for me, but if you immobilize me and reach all the way in there and gently loosen that wire until it starts sparking I am going to bust a metaphorical and physical nut”

or “horny? eh, I wouldn’t call it that. I just really like watching this one technician squirm and the strap-on is the easiest way to do it and keep them coming back”

get at least a little weird with it is what I’m saying!!!!! they would not be normal

Mira lo feliz que está con el resultado, es precioso😭🫶

Could you draw Vulkan just baking a cake that he accidently burned

sleepless nights

Dios mío 😭🙏

Og post

Being a jayvik fan is a spectrum

All I can say to this is:

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