Thought I'd Practice Drawing Some Action So Naturally, It Turned Into Mullet Stan

"He once spent half an hour discussing his moth collection in extensive detail. This is a physics class, the lesson was about momentum." 5/5 I learned a lot about moths that semester.

"He walks into class everyday with two decanters of coffee and still has to occasionally leave in the middle of class to get it refilled. I've heard other teachers complain about their break room never having any coffee. One time he spilled an entire cup on a stack of papers he was grading, looked down at the mess, went silent for a bit, then cleared his throat and said "everyone gets a hundred." 5/5 that was my only hundred in the class.

"He's cool, he allows us to eat snacks in class. As long as it's not toffee peanuts. Can't imagine what he could possibly have against them." 5/5

"He's very picky about commas. I got an A- once solely because of "an irregular use of an oxford comma."" 4/5

"He thoroughly believes in the multiverse and talks about it as though he's lived through it himself. He offhandedly mentioned he knows how to build a quantum destabilizer (some type of gun?) yet doesn't know how to operate a laptop. He might be an alien." 5/5

"His office hours are atrocious I don't think he ever sleeps." 5/5

"He went surprisingly quiet when someone brought up the possibility of perpetual motion in class. You'll be good as long as you don't bring up the first two laws of thermodynamics. Or the puppet from Poppy Avenue. DON'T bring up the puppet from Poppy Avenue. I still haven't heard back from the guy that said Dr. Stanford looked an awful lot like that puppet." 5/5

"He types one key at a time. I'm talking keymashing each letter with his index finger. There was more than one occasion in which we just watched him type for minutes on end, pausing to take time to think through which key he'll press next." 3/5

"I once saw a whiteboard magnet get stuck to the side of his head. He might be a cyborg." 5/5

"He casually mentioned that his first car was taken by a tree, then refused to elaborate and went on with the lesson as normal. I don't think he meant a tree fell on it." 5/5

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

i love seeing people with very little experience in stem try to write scientist characters working. “he finished the. equation 🩷” yay girl!!!! what was that for though

happy ten years of stanford pines!!!

i seriously can't believe it's been ten years. i'd love to hear fellow veterans' memories! do you remember where you were when it was confirmed stan had a twin brother? were you a believer in the theory, or were you a skeptic? did you call him stanley? did you think he was dipper and mabel's grandfather? reminisce!!

I'm a lil unfamiliar with your puppet AU but there is something wholesome to me about how Ford is mad at the puppet and not Stan, or at least acts that way. He doesn't say "Stan stop being an idiot and using that puppet. I know it's you!"

No, it's more like "Stanley, stay out of this. This is between me and that muppet ass felt skin!"

Like??? He's playing along and it's so damn cute!!

I've done a lot of art for it but it's not my au!! The original concept was by @babyblankyerror and it was expanded by @aroace-get-out-of-my-face. (Both their posts on this au are an absolute delight to go through if you'd like to catch up!)

This au is so perfectly wholesome and silly, and it's just completely taken over my brain space (and subsequently what I draw). I mean Ford was so caught up in building a literal hate room for a puppet that he never even summoned Bill in this au, which is just so funny to me

The fact is that Ford genuinely loves Poppy Avenue (the show that Science Time with Dr Pine is on) but it's that damn puppet that gets him. He just cannot STAND Dr Pine, yet holds no resentment towards Stan for it. They're actually pretty close in this au if anything, which makes the dichotomy of Ford's rage even more hilarious.

I mean Ford is obviously aware of the fact that Stan is pupetting (is that a word??) Dr Pine, but his rage is always entirely directed towards the puppet.

And I imagine that when Ford recognizes Stan's voice when he's pupetting (???) other puppets on Poppy Avenue he's all "aw my brother," but as soon as Dr Pine comes on, he's immediately swearing madly at the screen or just barely containing his rage.

mullet stan because I can't get him out of my head

also had some alternative lightings for the the top left one

No idea where they spawned from but here they are! Agnes isn't typically a name I'd use but it somehow fits them?? Might just be me.

I've never had to draw pentagons with any real frequency, as you can imagine, and the jabot tie certianly wasn't any more forgiving (I mean they don't even have necks! How would it even stay up??) (well I do suppose glue is always an option..)

Either way! This was still super fun to design and I might even draw them again if I feel like it.

HELOOOOO EVERYONE!!!! i came up with this super silly idea for an oc challenge!!! MAKE A EUCLYDIAN OC :D!!!!

if you draw yours PLEAAAASE share it!!!! i wanna see your freaks!!!!!!!!

Stupid Venn diagram that's been lurking in the back of my mind for a while now.

Rendering is taking a minute but I thought I'd post these flats since I think they look pretty good

PFFFT OHMIGOSH YOU MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER

Stan doing the Dr Pine voice to knowingly piss Ford off sometimes is now my new favorite thing

Alts include the dialogue, if you can't read my (frankly terrible) handwriting!

Also don't mind me switching artstyles every other image whoops