"He once spent half an hour discussing his moth collection in extensive detail. This is a physics class, the lesson was about momentum." 5/5 I learned a lot about moths that semester.
"He walks into class everyday with two decanters of coffee and still has to occasionally leave in the middle of class to get it refilled. I've heard other teachers complain about their break room never having any coffee. One time he spilled an entire cup on a stack of papers he was grading, looked down at the mess, went silent for a bit, then cleared his throat and said "everyone gets a hundred." 5/5 that was my only hundred in the class.
"He's cool, he allows us to eat snacks in class. As long as it's not toffee peanuts. Can't imagine what he could possibly have against them." 5/5
"He's very picky about commas. I got an A- once solely because of "an irregular use of an oxford comma."" 4/5
"He thoroughly believes in the multiverse and talks about it as though he's lived through it himself. He offhandedly mentioned he knows how to build a quantum destabilizer (some type of gun?) yet doesn't know how to operate a laptop. He might be an alien." 5/5
"His office hours are atrocious I don't think he ever sleeps." 5/5
"He went surprisingly quiet when someone brought up the possibility of perpetual motion in class. You'll be good as long as you don't bring up the first two laws of thermodynamics. Or the puppet from Poppy Avenue. DON'T bring up the puppet from Poppy Avenue. I still haven't heard back from the guy that said Dr. Stanford looked an awful lot like that puppet." 5/5
"He types one key at a time. I'm talking keymashing each letter with his index finger. There was more than one occasion in which we just watched him type for minutes on end, pausing to take time to think through which key he'll press next." 3/5
"I once saw a whiteboard magnet get stuck to the side of his head. He might be a cyborg." 5/5
"He casually mentioned that his first car was taken by a tree, then refused to elaborate and went on with the lesson as normal. I don't think he meant a tree fell on it." 5/5
Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be
And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor
I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:
“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”
“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”
And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”
ohmigod how could I forget about pool jail
Ford, buddy. LOOK AT HIM!! He'a just a little guy waving his lil hand! How are you even this mad!! (He feels nothing but rage at this moment). Also funny how Ford's hatred of Dr Pine is almost comparable to Stan and Gideon (except for the fact that one is notably more one sided lol). Ford sees Dr Pine as a mockery of what he does, and perhaps even sees Dr Pine as a better version of himself (having one PHD than Ford, being liked by the public as a scientist, being close to Stan, etc). Whch is somewhat similar to why Stan hated Gideon if I remember correctly?? This was originally just a silly idea I had but does it actually make some sense or am I grasping at straws???
^ @xirine13 (sorry for the @!) If I had a nickel for everytime I drew Ford in this au behind bars for puppet harrassment, I'd be two nickels richer which isn't a lot, but it's hysterical that it happened twice
I don't know how, when or why Stanley would bring the Dr Pine puppet to the pool but I couldn't just not draw this once the idea came to me
I'm sorry but Ford SHAKING with the same amount of rage as Stanley in this scene is so fucking ridiculous to me I couldnt resist
Stupid Venn diagram that's been lurking in the back of my mind for a while now.
Low effort doodle,, I was told to put them in a Minecraft boat
OHMIGOSH YOU DREW AGNES!! AAAAG THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE YOUR STYLE THANK YOU FOR DRAWINF THEM!!!
You captured them really well I love love all the dialouge raaaaaghh I love this so much
Uhm
Yeah
Oc belongs to the wonderful @anarchysammichh go follow them or I will appear in your household
i love seeing people with very little experience in stem try to write scientist characters working. “he finished the. equation 🩷” yay girl!!!! what was that for though
RAAGH THANKS!! I genuinely didn't think anyone would take notice of my goofy lil pentagon
ALSO I LOVE IRENE!! The strangling hands and "need a hand" jokes are so delightfully silly and characterizes them perfectly, I love that SM
and THE EYES!! LOVE how you positioned them, they're super interesting to look at + Irene's expressions are absolutely amazing (the loading expression is actually me irl lol)
HELOOOOO EVERYONE!!!! i came up with this super silly idea for an oc challenge!!! MAKE A EUCLYDIAN OC :D!!!!
if you draw yours PLEAAAASE share it!!!! i wanna see your freaks!!!!!!!!
Headcanon that whenever Ford would go out into the forest during his time researching in Gravity Falls he'd make sure to search this one field with a patch of clovers for four-leaved ones.
Not necessarily because of the luck experiment he mentions on the leprecorn page, but because he just likes the idea of some of the clovers having an extra digit
thought I'd practice drawing some action so naturally, it turned into mullet stan
reference credits go to unfins (linked their linktree), go read their webtoons they're absolutely hilarious
Everybody always calls me a silly goose but never a handsome goose or clever goose...
brother when i tell you i am losing my MIND
also this is why i didnt post for 2 days i havent been drawinf anything else i because this 24 second lipsync animation took me 12 hours ! i lovw art(it wouldve taken less but i am insane and decided every frame has to be different)
also i was using a cooler effect before but CAPCUT decided i wasnt allowed to🥀(it was a pro effect💔)
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