I Hope You Turn Into A Worm

The dick-sucking instinct keeps coming back up in my head now and again, mostly when talking to specific people.

oh man, they made you defend your thesis? that's fucked up, they told me mine was perfect the way it is and just gave me the phd

Our New Air Of Authority / Our Sentinel Of Misery

Leyendecker study; but I did a pokemon man. I drew most of this over the course of 4 hours then took a five month break and finished it today. Click for better quality as usual.

“It was a mystery to her why Death had started using the place. Of course, he did have many of the qualities of a gentleman: he had a place in the country–a far, dark country–was unfailingly punctual, was courteous to all those he met–and sooner or later he met everyone–was well if soberly dressed, at home in any company and, proverbially, a good horseman.”

— Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

Houndoom is running around the living room and I cannot do a single thang about it.

Cyrus / Akagi Roleplay Account

Notes: Post events of platinum. Spent ten years in the distortion world. Autistic. Stealth transman. Graduated college prior to Team Galactic, currently works at a library.

Rules: NSFW is present (no lewd). Mostly will be things he says or occasional violence.

Written by Vince, I am 18+ and can get busy now and then with work and college. Art is my own. Any questions: DM me. I don't get mad at DMs!

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sorry boss i can’t come in to work i have lavender town syndrome

Whispering sweet nothings to my computer to reassure it everything will be fine as I forcibly kill it for the third time (press and hold the off button).

Would you love me if I was a worm. Not in the sense where I am testing your hypothetical devotion to me in a hypothetical relationship, but in a "would people like me better if I could not talk and was easily killable" way. Note the lack of a "still". The odd suggestion that I am not killable is not intended by the way; as a mortal I am very much able-to-be-killed. It would not be easy though. So we cycle back to the question. If I disappeared, would it be noticed? Of course. But if I were a worm - would that garner a better attitude towards my existence? Who knows.