The Dick-sucking Instinct Keeps Coming Back Up In My Head Now And Again, Mostly When Talking To Specific

I don't understand people's surprise when they find out I am stronger than I appear. I work with machines, I train pokémon, I have hobbies that require heavy-lifting. My lanky figure comes from... other things. Not weakness.

“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific

I wish I lived in Unova just so I could buy dangerous fireworks.

He's not really a martyr, more an astronaut.

I need to have sex

I am taking a break from my mental health to focus on my career.

Why are you making a cake.

My ass does NOT know how to make a cake

Uh-huh. Those guys too yeah.

fish fear me, god hates me, women want me for my capricious behavior and nasty demeanor

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”