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Art by Jocelin Carmes

Tonight I have something to offer that’s not art…it’s a lovely story. The story of the worst thing I have ever taken part in creating.

So!! Back at the beginning of the second semester of AP Calculus we were taking our first quiz on intergrals, and my teacher told us that he wanted to see the big “S” on our quiz or else we wouldn’t get credit.

Now, by big “S” of course he meant the integral symbol, like this:

But the integral symbol is not the first thing my gremlin brain thinks of when I hear “the big S” and then I got a horrible idea, which I then proceeded to draw and show to my Calc teacher…

It has been dubbed the Cursed Integral by my class and my teacher hates it with all of his being

Whoaaaa

That snail is FAST

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s like….boom there’s a snail

You probably are

I can’t be the only one. Right? 

1. Nope. Me neither

2. Probably January this year

3. Not yet

4. Fuck no I'm not a Chandler fan and I am not human at all

5. Probably their posture

6. Honey brown

7. Happy Ending, please

8. Any form of analysis

9. In a vegana

10. Swimming, table tennis, reading, movie analysis, gaming etc

11. Not yet

12. Chess is a sport? No. Then probably soccer

13. 5'8''

14. Maths and science

15. I have zero idea

15 questions 15 mutuals

Tagged by @youhaveaguineapigwhere and @caswinchester2000 !

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope

2. When was the last time you cried?

Like…a month ago?

3. Do you have kids?

Not that I know of

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

It’s my only defense mechanism 

5. What the first thing you notice about people?

How they treat people

6. What’s your eye color?

Whiskey 

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

Scary movie with a happy ending?

8. Any special talents?

Not in my opinion

9. Where were you born?

In the pits of despair 

10. What are your hobbies?

Writing, drawing, being single, singing, over thinking my life choices, photography, watching tv, being sad about nothing and everything

11. Have you any pets?

Um, not really 

12. What sports do you play/have you played? 

No

13. How tall are you? 

5′4

14. Favorite subject in school?

English? Art?

15. Dream Job?

Writing? Directing? Film Editor? 

tagging literally anyone who wants to participate I am lazy 

Shut up, shut up SHUT UP!!!

What if inside area 51 is just a giant potato?

A real gangsta-ass n*gga plays his cards right

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