But Whatever It Is, I Hope It's Going To Be Like Whatever Jonathan Sims And Martin Blackwood Have Going

martin "I have had to lie about much of my life in order to get by and at some point I just started adding stuff for fun" blackwood and sasha "there's no such thing as a true self, it's masks all the way down" james and jon "well if people get funny when they find out my age then I'll just tell them a fake one from the off" sims sharing a workplace with tim "what the hell is wrong with you people" stoker must have been a treat

I made this for me

A statement from Italy read by Martin? Fuck yes.

I can't even get angry at a wrong pronunciation as I usually would, I physically can't.

Everytime he says something in italian wrong I just say: "No sweetie❤️".

And everytime he says something right I just go into cardiac arrest.

If your reflection is missing

1. Do not touch the mirror. If you have already touched the mirror, SKIP TO STEP 15 IMMEDIATELY.

2. First, make sure that your reflection is really gone. Make sure that you are visible. If you are not visible, the lack of a reflection is normal.

3. Check another mirror to see if your reflection is there. If so, the mirror without a reflection is simply broken and needs replacement.

If you have confirmed you are visible and your reflection is gone from all mirrors:

4. Do not touch the mirror.

5. Fill a bowl with water. Overnight, leave it at the base of the mirror nearest to your bed.

6. When you wake, if the bowl is empty, your reflection simply has business elsewhere for a while. You may rest knowing your reflection will return when they are ready.

7. If the bowl is still full, your reflection has been taken.

If your reflection is gone:

8. Be ready. They may come for you.

9. Prepare for a journey. With your reflection gone, you may pass through the mirror, but first, be sure you are prepared.

10. Bring food and water. Beyond the mirror, eat or drink nothing unless it has specifically been offered to you. Dying of hunger or thirst is better than the alternative.

11. Tie one end of a ball of string around your ankle, and the other to something on this side of the mirror, like the foot of your bed. This will not help, but sometimes reassurance is necessary.

12. Do not trust what your eyes or ears show you. Count the number and direction of each step you make. Make no marks. Take nothing with you. Leave nothing behind.

13. What state you find your reflection in will vary. I cannot advise you on this. Trust your instinct. Do not trust them.

14. Follow the steps you made back to the mirror. Do not let your reflection ahead of you. They will be grateful for your rescue, but they may still try to leave, trapping you in their place.

IF YOU HAVE ALREADY TOUCHED THE MIRROR:

15. I’m sorry.

16. Try to wash the chrome off your hands. You will not succeed.

17. Wait. Be ready.

18. They are coming for you. There is nothing you can do.

19. I’m sorry.

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So... Unfortunately, I am a monsterfucker and the elephant man in episode 1 somewhat...

Intrigues me.

As I already said somewhere on tt: "And on this episode of 'Jonah Magnus' "vaguely" homoerotic correspondence' we have..."

I don't want a friend group, give me whatever Jonah Magnus had going on with everyone simping for him.

murdoc: pain is just weakness leaving the body.

russel: so if i break your nose again, you won't cry because it's making you stronger?

Yeah. I liked the setting of Hill Top Road...

DOESN'T MEAN I WANTED TO COME BACK TO IT-