We All Hate Elias Bouchard, Right? With A Burning Passion, Right?

I FEEL LIKE I'M READING A SLOWBURN FIC AND FUUUUUUCK-

I love you both so much please just kiss already

Gertrude: James is dead Elias Bouchard is the new head of the Magnus Institute

Eric Delano, who’s caught Elias hotboxing in Artifact Storage on more than one occasion: 

[(laughing nervously) What the fuck?]

How are we feelin tonight lads

"Don't you dare try and be funny, Bitchard. You had your chance. You decided to go and traumatize my babies, so no, you don't. 💚"

-Me, trying to convince myself that Elias Bouchard isn't making me feel something other than hate

A statement from Italy read by Martin? Fuck yes.

I can't even get angry at a wrong pronunciation as I usually would, I physically can't.

Everytime he says something in italian wrong I just say: "No sweetie❤️".

And everytime he says something right I just go into cardiac arrest.

So is it law now that every version of Edward Hyde must be a bottom orrrrrrrrr?

"I see"

"Be seeing you"

There's a joke about an eye roll in here somewhere...

So, just finished the Penumbra Podcast episode 18

AND OH MY FUCK I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRIVATE EYE, JUNO STEEL.

Going right for my throat, aren't you?