WAIT. WHO'S THIS SPEAKING? I'M INSTANTLY INTERESTED AND I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW IF SHE'S UP TO DATE M-

A bunch, but probably not all, Magnus swears

@malevon, for you *kisses you on the hand*

Netflix’s Death Note: pro and con

Pro: Willem Dafoe as Ryuk

Con: Everything Else about the movie

Damon Albarn really was like "what if we made an entire music video in GTA V wouldnt that be cheeky" and we were all like "yes bring us more little songs white boy"

So...just started season 3 of The Magnus Archives...so...

We all hate Elias Bouchard, right? With a burning passion, right?

You know that one scene from ‘the Road to el Dorado?’

i wasnt gonna do this but someone on youtube made a comment about it

Me, desperate, listening to episode 154: "Come on, I love them so much, why do they have to suffer like this?!"

Me: "Let them go!"

Me: "Let Jonathan go, Ceaceless Watcher!"

Me: "Oh almighty Lonely, leave Martin be!"

Me, realizing: "..."

Me: "..."

Me: "I may want to rephrase that one."

EpISOdE 154 dEsTRoYed mY pOoR JOnMaRTin HeART

Stop doing this to me, boys. Please, I beg you, oh eldritch entities, let them be happy.

Playlists can be a coping mechanism 🚶🚶🚶

Jonathan Sims, you skeptical little archivist, I love you so much but stop discrediting every statement you come across.