"I Lived For The Two Weeks Without {a Liver}, Told You I Can't Be Killed," -9/19

"you cant stick a cucumber up there"-12/13

"Did you just grab his tit?"

"You're a furry,"

"Hell yeah I am!"-4/6

"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25

"Machu Picchu not Pikachu" - 9/30

"oompa loompa doobity dos, I am going to suck your toes" 2/2

"I'm gonna suck the shit outta that candy cane"-12/15

“So you’re a home wrecker? Yes yes I am”-8/24

*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*

"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25

"What is this fascination with Ohio, it's an undeserved reputation" - 11/13

"Does your mommy do that for you? Or maybe your Daddy, too?" - 9/11