"I'm An Alpha Sigma, You're A Beta!"

"Who jerks off at the gym? Couldn't be me?" -8/23

"My gums feel weird..."-10/8

"A bunch of crazy shit goes down in the Swim locker rooms. It's a bunch of half-naked men"10/9

"ive made at least 6 people piss in there!" -9/11

"Strip down to your underwear and wipe that up."-2/17

"Did you just grab his tit?"

"You're a furry,"

"Hell yeah I am!"-4/6

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

"Machu Picchu not Pikachu" - 9/30

"I'm in Auschwitz too!🤪🤪🤪" -9/28

"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25