"ive Made At Least 6 People Piss In There!" -9/11

"Grady's talking about his coochie being itchy" -3/14

"Sarah was my first sugar mommy, Sarah's my sugar mommy and I love her." - 9/15

"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25

“I’ve got a dirty booty” - 9/13

"There you are, you sexy beast" - 1/4

"you cant stick a cucumber up there"-12/13

"Leave it to Andrew to provide the next workforce" - 11/19

"Don't lick it! Don't lick Joseph's candy! He doesn't want his candy licked! " -9/13

"What's your issue?"

"Uh, uhm, DRUG ABUSE!" - 1/29

"My dad has a favorite toothless hooker!" - 12/6