"I Shoot A Three In Your Mouth," - 9/6

"No one knows Uranus better than you do" - 8/21

*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen

the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16

"No maam, no ham, no turkey, no jam," -9/27

"We should blow his back out"-12/4

"Can't wait too see all that baby oil!" - 10/7

"Bicycle's are a consumer good, but you don't eat them. " - 1/9

"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23

"I wish he was gay" - 1/20

"I'm so out of my Jewish Era"-9/22

"My mom bought weed from this random Jamaican motherfucker," - 9/15