"If You're In A Public Area, And You're Shitting, I Just Can't Finish, I'm Too Shy." - 12/12

"I know your thirsty...ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ" - 4/30

"you cant stick a cucumber up there"-12/13

"How long are your toes?"-5/22

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"If I get AIDS we both get AIDS." - 1/12

"Strip down to your underwear and wipe that up."-2/17

"A bunch of crazy shit goes down in the Swim locker rooms. It's a bunch of half-naked men"10/9

"I wanna beat you with a banana" -12/13

"Oh so you're a commy bitch?" -4/24