Подруга: *розказує мені усі бурхливі події свого особистого

Actually is not from Twin Peaks, but... isn't it too dreamy?

SHERLOCK HOLMES... Oops, I mean Benedict Cumberbatch

Things you only hear in Doctor Who:

- Good evening, I’m a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.

- Jadoon platoon upon the moon

- Put Hitler in the cupboard.

- There are dinosaurs on a spaceship!

- You named your daughter… after your daughter.

- You’re Mr. Thick Thickity Thick-Face from Thicktown Thickania. And so’s your dad!

- There are soldiers in my house, and I’m in my pants.

- Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.

- Welcome to the Church of the Papal Mainframe. Your nudity is appreciated.

- You’re not mating with me, sunshine.

- Allons-y Allonso!

- Don’t drop the banana. It’s a good source of potassium!

- Santa’s a robot!

- I’m waving at fat!

- There’s something else that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go poke it with a stick.

- I’ve got new kidneys! I don’t like the colour!

- I bring you air from my lungs!

- God bless the cactuses!

- This is my timey wimey detector. Goes ding when there’s stuff.

- Raxacoricofallapatorious.

- Don’t be lasagna.

- Oh baby I’m beating out a samba!

- I’ll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.

*The Game of Thrones, season 2, Robb's wedding scene*

Mum: Oh, I'm so glad for them! Finally, someone is happy!

Me: My sweet summer child...

How many days until Sherlock?

Боже ну яка ж вона гарна, я не можу 🥰🥰🥰

"The White Knight is sliding down the poker. He balances very badly." (с) Through The Looking-Glass And What Alice Found There