SHERLOCK HOLMES... Oops, I mean Benedict Cumberbatch
Ukraine, Lviv, Lychakivs’kyi tsvyntar (Lychakiv Cemetery) 💀
... Behind them, Gendry groaned. "Lords and ladies," he proclaimed in a disgusted tone. Arya plucked a withered crabapple off a passing branch and whipped it at him, bouncing it off his thick bull head. "Ow," he said. "That hurt." He felt the skin above his eye. "What kind of lady throws crabapples at people?" "The bad kind," said Arya, suddenly contrite.
George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
So two penguins are walking on an iceberg and one penguin says to the other, ‘It looks like you’re wearing a tuxedo.’ And the other penguin says, ‘Maybe I am,’
Agent Cooper (via acquirednormality)
Подруга: *розказує мені усі бурхливі події свого особистого життя і питає чи мені ок це все вислуховувати*
Я, яка їй щойно навалювала про те що я не знаю кого мені романсити: ельфа-вампіра, чи ельфа, який може перетворюватися на ведмедя чи узагалі гарячу пекельну жінку: 😅😅😅
If I had a world of my own - everything will be nonsense. Nothing will be what it is, because everything will be what it isn't (c)
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