Infinity War Part 2 Opens With Valkyrie Crash-landing Back On The Dumpster Planet To Let Jeff Goldblum

college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.

(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)

After Bilbo sails into the West, he finds one last, unexpected greeting.

{idea by sopettyandtiny}

AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER NEXT WEEK AFTER AOS!!!!!!!!!

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I have one question. A very important one.

How did Tony get out of that dungeon in Siberia? 

His suit was shattered to holy hell. Rhodey wasn’t there for backup. He went alone and had no comm with him. After that beating and the reactor failing, I suspect even Friday would have worked properly.  T’Challa presumably took Zemo and according to implications, helped Bucky and Steve. 

There was nobody there to help Tony. Nobody to get him a new suit or get him out.

So how long did he lie in that god-forsaken place, bruised and broken, trying to get help or finding strength to get out? How long did he stay there, in both physical and emotional pain, before somebody realized that he was missing from the crowd? How long was he alone, just watching the abandoned shield and trying to get that shattered reactor off him?

Tell me this, how long did Tony Stark have to realize that he was alone and that he had nobody to ask help from?

So that just happened.

kylux and recs

*SCREAMS ETERNALLY*