I Live For The Moment When My Phone Is Fully Charged So I Can Unplug It And Roll To The Other Side Of

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.

Indian Giver

You’re an Indian giver in the way you love: Everything you give, you take away.

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

8 more days

classmates discussing how much they’ve studied

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

imagine spock using some of bones’ phrases when he gets really emotional like

“captain, you are being as insufferable as a cow on tuesday”

and the crew is like ???the fuck but bones is howling with laughter because he made that one up just to see if spock would use it

Reblog if you will answer anything that lands in your inbox...

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”

“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.