Imagine Spock Using Some Of Bones’ Phrases When He Gets Really Emotional Like

girls don’t owe you shit

Ever have that moment?

Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend.

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped

me the second i get home: nah

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”