Reporter: “Mr. Wayne — our readers are dying to know: What’s the secret to your youthful appearance?”
Bruce Wayne, proud owner of five reconstructive jaw surgeries, three separate sets of veneers, a handful of nose jobs, and whose skin only sees direct sunlight through the Watchtower portholes on odd Tuesdays: “Botox and medical grade skincare.”
Why does he need a- … oh
Steph: yeah, my check engine light is on and I have no idea why.
Bruce: *immediately grabs car jack and is outside with the hood open*
Tim: M&M’s are so good, man!
Bruce: *fills center console of Batmobile with M&M’s*
Duke: I love when birds sing so much. It’s always nice to wake up to
Bruce: *hangs birdhouses and bird feeders outside his window*
Babs: I just need one more book to complete my collection.
Bruce: *has a first edition on her desk at the library first thing in the morning*
Jason: I heard the new Mario Kart is fun.
Bruce: *buys it and a switch and puts it in his mailbox*
Dick: yeah, I really like their new album.
Bruce: *get him VIP tickets to the concert for him and five people*
Cass: I’ve been meaning to put this shelf up but I keep putting it off.
Bruce: *hammer and leveler teleport into this hands*
If anyone asks, he doesn’t acknowledge he did any of this or he shrugs it off with a “yep.” He’s a man of action, not words. He cares deeply and doesn’t know how to show it.
The first Wayne family portait
I just wanted to draw baby bruce being a little nuisance 😈 it was just supposed to be a family portrait of the waynes standing in front of gotham bay, showung off the new Wayne tower. I’d like to think Bruce really liked alfred even as a baby\toddler, he was the only person other than his parents whom Bruce would allow to hold him as a kid.
The second set of sketches are of Martha being a kind and gently disney pricess, teaching bruce not to be afraid of birds and other small creatures. Which he’ll remember later on when he’s older and wants to make a new friend.
Dick: hey, B? Bruce: yeah? Dick: do you think Alfred would tell you if he was getting too old to drive? Bruce: *snorts* I went driving with him the other day Jason: and how did it go? Bruce: *remembering the drifting and spins Alfred did while smirking at Bruce’s terror* I think he’ll be doing burnouts over our graves
Easy entertainment
tim: i know i was horrible to you before, and i’m really sorry. i understand you may not forgive me, and i don’t deserve to be forgiven, but i really do like you and swear i’ve worked on myself and changed-
tam: is your sister seeing anyone