I Finally Got To Season Two Of 9-1-1 (I Started Like A Year Ago, Maybe More But I Keep Forgetting To

I’m reposting this so I can find it again

Bartender: What would you like?

Sirius: *stares at the bartender* sex.

James: *sighs* on the beach... ummm.... Remus. He wants cocktail sex on the beach.

Sirius: yes, a cocktail, of course

Remus: *tries to hold back a smile* of course. And you?

James: cosmopolitan, please

Remus: *goes to make cocktails*.

Sirius: *whispers* but I didn't want a cocktail. Did you even see him?!!!

James: *laughs* yeah.

Remus: *serves cocktails* your cosmopolitan and your sex *stares at Sirius* on the beach.

James: *whispers* ask him for his phone number

Remus: *nods at the glass with a piece of paper with neat numbers on it*

He’s in such severe denial omfg

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

S3 Will both would, often does and has multiple times. No clue what happened to his self esteem/confidence in s4 but that applies to like 80% of all the characters in that season. (I have no clue what the writers were thinking that whole time)

Headcanon that Will becomes more comfortable joking with everyone, and when he’s losing Uno he gasps and touches the back of his neck and everyone starts flipping out so he can figure out his game plan with his three yellow cards.

Same. My great grandpa literally committed at least 3 war crimes to get the Nazi’s out of Denmark. Like why tf would I ever want to disrespect and disappoint my ancestors like that.

So all in all id die on this hill, not just because I have a functioning brain and a moral compass that vaguely points northish, but also because I (unlike most other basic white bitches apparently) happen to have a healthy fear of the dead/supernatural.

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

This is very random but

FOR THE SAKE OF THE GODS AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! DON’T EAT AN ENTIRE JAR OF ROASTED ONIONS IN A SINGLE DAY! YOU WILL REGRET IT!

I hate when people lose something and then when they finally find it they say “It’s always in the last place you look.”

Like??? Yes, of course it is?? You don’t keep looking for something after you’ve already found it, right???

Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?

Kevlarsjäl by kent is extremely ‘Bruce thinking about Jason after his death’ coded but it’s also ‘Jason thinking about Bruce before he told him about being alive’ coded and you need to listen to the song because it’s also genuinely really good.

He got caught because they took him clubbing???!!! Asdghfghdjggjfdlkg, that’s hilarious!

Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

james, remus, peter, regulus and sirius playing never have i ever, part 2:

james: never have i ever been caught shagging in a broom closet

peter: *laughs*

sirus, glaring at james: *takes a shot*

remus, flushing: *also takes a shot*

regulus: *cackling*

remus, ready to get pay back: never have i taken someone’s virginity in this room

james: *banging his head on the table*

james: *takes a LONG swig of vodka, straight out the bottle*

sirius: W H A T

remus: *tears streaming down his face, laughing*

regulus: *grabbing the bottle out of james’ hand*

regulus: *attempts to drown himself in the bottle*