That Would Be Banshee In A Well By Liverobinreaction (bugbee) And Here’s The Link: Https://archiveofourown.org/works/43212999/chapters/108611211

An AU where Regulus survives the cave and people (mostly Sirius) keep getting him ocean/fish/kraken themed gifts.

Examples of these gifts include:

A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)

One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.

(Feel free to add more if you want to)

Don’t forget Mary! She sent some too! (I am in denial about her obliviating herself)

you mean literally just remus

I’m reposting this so I can find it again

Bartender: What would you like?

Sirius: *stares at the bartender* sex.

James: *sighs* on the beach... ummm.... Remus. He wants cocktail sex on the beach.

Sirius: yes, a cocktail, of course

Remus: *tries to hold back a smile* of course. And you?

James: cosmopolitan, please

Remus: *goes to make cocktails*.

Sirius: *whispers* but I didn't want a cocktail. Did you even see him?!!!

James: *laughs* yeah.

Remus: *serves cocktails* your cosmopolitan and your sex *stares at Sirius* on the beach.

James: *whispers* ask him for his phone number

Remus: *nods at the glass with a piece of paper with neat numbers on it*

testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw

Half an hour later:

Regulus, [aggressively hallucinating from sleep deprivation and has been for like 12 hours]: HOLY FUCK DID THAT DRAGON JUST CALL ME A SLUR???!!!

Remus, [has been hallucinating things for even longer]: I SWEAR ON MERLINS SHAGGY LEFT BOLLOCK THAT IM GONNA SLAP THAT HOMOPHOBIC SHIT FACE INTO NEXT TUESDAY!!!

Lily, [excitedly going along with their plan]: I’ll stab it while you do that!

James, [incredibly concerned but trying to be supportive]: …yeah…sure…do that…

James, [who’s been slowly covering everyone in blankets since this conversation started]: *Carefully takes the knife out of Lily’s hand and kisses her forehead* Hey honey, don’t mind me, I’ll just take this real quick.

marauders incorrect quotes pt 219

Lily: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Regulus: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Remus: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. James: You guys are fucking terrifying.

3-c---co

I’m baffled at how coherent some of your usernames are

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

He got caught because they took him clubbing???!!! Asdghfghdjggjfdlkg, that’s hilarious!

Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

I have triple the amount of cats as usual and am now in possession of an actual trenchcoat, the downside is that they’re definitely all trying to kill eachother, all in all it could be worse but it could also be a lot better.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I feel like the manor was built ontop of Alfred’s territory and he made an agreement with the Wayne’s that he would let them keep the manor there and even take care of it and put it under his protection and make it a part of his territory in exchange for money.

And then he grew fond of the humans and has a similar relationship with them as most fae have with shiny things. He absolutely loves them and he’s always the first one who realizes that Bruce has adopted another child.

(Sorry if my English isn’t very good/hard to read, English is my third language and I don’t really know how commas work lol)

Wally: How old is Alfred?

Dick: Whoa, you can’t just ask things like that, man.

Wally: Oh, sorry. I just, he seems kinda old, you know?

Dick: I’m pretty sure he’s immortal.

Wally:

Wally: Yeah, that checks out.

Roy: Didn’t he fight in a war or something?

Dick: Yeah, I think he fought in the Battle of Hastings.

A little ways over

Bruce: So, are you going to correct them?

Alfred: You have yet to determine my age, Master Bruce, and if you think I will succumb to such measly attempts as this you are sorely mistaken.

The surprise party is hilarious

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)