They Would Definitely Do This.

Half an hour later:

Regulus, [aggressively hallucinating from sleep deprivation and has been for like 12 hours]: HOLY FUCK DID THAT DRAGON JUST CALL ME A SLUR???!!!

Remus, [has been hallucinating things for even longer]: I SWEAR ON MERLINS SHAGGY LEFT BOLLOCK THAT IM GONNA SLAP THAT HOMOPHOBIC SHIT FACE INTO NEXT TUESDAY!!!

Lily, [excitedly going along with their plan]: I’ll stab it while you do that!

James, [incredibly concerned but trying to be supportive]: …yeah…sure…do that…

James, [who’s been slowly covering everyone in blankets since this conversation started]: *Carefully takes the knife out of Lily’s hand and kisses her forehead* Hey honey, don’t mind me, I’ll just take this real quick.

marauders incorrect quotes pt 219

Lily: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Regulus: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Remus: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. James: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Both the PJ Harvey song and album To Bring You My Love are so incredibly Lily Evans coded it’s insane

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

I personally think he’d:

Also be a werewolf.

Be killed by Fenrir Greyback on the same night Remus became a werewolf.

Not a werewolf and died because he accidentally walked in on Remus transforming at some point when they were kids.

Both 1&3, he died during a full moon as a child either because Remus accidentally scratched and killed him or he accidentally scratched himself so hard that he died. But no one knows for sure what happened that night.

Animagus who turns into a wolf or a very small dog.

I think him being named Romulus and dying tragically, especially if Remus accidentally killed him when they were kids, would be an interesting inversion of the Roman myth of the founding of Rome because Romulus is the one who kills Remus in the myth.

I just want to know the general consensus of the hypothetical

Does anyone else listen to music that you used to listen to all the time as a very small child but haven’t heard it in years and as soon as the instrumental starts it’s like you suddenly can’t breathe, or is that just me?

It’s the first thing everyone learns how to do for a reason

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Same. My great grandpa literally committed at least 3 war crimes to get the Nazi’s out of Denmark. Like why tf would I ever want to disrespect and disappoint my ancestors like that.

So all in all id die on this hill, not just because I have a functioning brain and a moral compass that vaguely points northish, but also because I (unlike most other basic white bitches apparently) happen to have a healthy fear of the dead/supernatural.

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

I think I’ve heard of one single fic where Effie and Fleamont were somehow worse than Walburga and Orion??? It wasn’t even like a reverse kinda situation where Walburga and Orion were good instead of Effie and Fleamont?????? I hope it was a wattpad fic

I love how in the marauders fandom we argue about absolutely everything except Euphemia and Fleamont Potter being great parents. We all have different opinions and headcanons but I have never once heard a bad word about those two. 

Oh and before you say we all agree on Walburga being terrible, I once read a oneshot where she was weirdly nice. It was one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever read. 

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

I just came from the video to find the original post lol

Also wtf is this man there’s apparently an entire community on tiktok that’s seen my post but I can’t even interact with them because I DIDNT POST IT I WAS ROBBED LMAOO