How Dare You Assault My Senses With Exactly What I've Been Thinking.

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

GOD do I wish I knew where to look for the text post series where Leshy kills a giant stump god with 100 metal claws from his little ant followers. I forgot to follow that writer and no matter how I search I can't find it anywhere.

PLEASE help me if you know what I'm talking about

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

The nerve

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

Person: hey, how old are you?

Shadow the Hedgehog: which do you want? Experience, time, physical or mentality?

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

Seize the false idol

lamb

Himiko Togacore

i like when people draw siffrin covered in blood. they deserve it (<- positively meant)