Person: Hey, How Old Are You?

See what you don't know is the "oh my shit" is him realizing that AMY has to get her licks in too now, and Shadow has been relegated to puppy bites in comparison.

DBZ Abridged quotes my beloved

So now that we've settled down on the memes, I think we can all agree

These two had the same flavor profile

It's been years since I had a trix cereal bar but I will stand by my claim of that being the same taste as the grimace shake

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

Seize the false idol

lamb

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

Hey tumblr, is there some resource that tells you what exotic animals taste like raw and possibly cooked?

Y'know. Empathy isn't just feeling another person's pain in your chest and feeling their tears in your eyes.

It's also "dang, that sucks a lot dude." It's also a pat on the shoulder. It's also giving someone a bit of your tasty food. It's also offering to distract them with a game, or some fun conversation. It's also letting them blab on about whatever's going on, being an ear for them. It's also offering solutions when they're ready and willing to hear them.

You don't need to Feel™ to have empathy for someone. You just need to know that something sucks and want them to feel better.

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THAT'S JUST ME GOD DAMNIT.

WHERE IS MY FANTASY?!

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

Yeah okay I'll pluck that head cannon from you.

random but i really like the idea that Ink has certain devices that helps him in warning that he's ruining low of paints. Imagine something akin to a diabetes monitor that tracks his paints level level during the day and night and how it's affect during certain activites (since it's canon that he can stay in the battlefield for too long since his abilities are quite limited)

You have zero idea how much I love this concept actually

Like it can be extremely practical for Ink who’s quite forgetful, and especially practical during fights so they’d know when they have to retreat or to even use his paints in a more organized manner

Ok but what if it had a lil battery shape on it with rainbow colors and the less paint Ink has the less rainbow colors would be on the battery? And as it gets close to reaching the last color the monitor alerts ink?

Idk just a design idea hdhdhdhdh

Anyway, Anon you have such a big brain and I think the fandom should start using this concept immediately