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I genuinely laughed hard at this lmao and it's too true
Warnings: Blood, Reader has a uterus, a couple of the boys have no idea what’s going on, you get the idea
A/N: I made this as fluffy as I could I swear.
Paul
•Hims very confused at first
•why were you being so mean and then the sweetest thing ever all within the span of a minute?
•Eventually you had to explain it to him
•He felt kind of embarrassed
•But he takes such good care of you 🥺
•He buys you chocolate, makes you food, gives you snuggles, AHHHH he’s so sweet!
•Was a bit confused on how tampons work
•”You shove a piece of cotton up your vagina?!”
Gene
•Honestly had no fucking idea what was going on
•Like srsly you had to show him diagrams and shit
•But he understood after that
•He buys you whatever you need and orders takeout from your favorite restaurant
•Also gives you back scratches! (Idk if y’all have ever had a gentle back scratch but that shit is my love language)
•Kind of gives off vibes like, “Hey baby I’m in the pads aisle, what size pussy you got?”
Ace
•omfg this himbo
•He knew what was going on but had to call his older sister to figure out why you couldn’t just pee it out 😭 (my cousin genuinely asked me this once btw)
•He kept the bathroom STOCKED after that
•Also he spoils you all week with cuddles and flowers and treats and ahhh space ace really saved the week 🥰
•A little bit confused while shopping so at first he brought back a piece of styrofoam
Peter
•He knows what’s up instantly lmfao
•Bought you pain killers and a heating pad
•He’ll lay on your tummy to help soothe cramps too 🤤
•All week he runs you nice warm baths and runs to the store for you, oml he’s so sweet
•Gives you kisses all over your face 🥺
•Your little catman literally does EVERYTHING for you. Like you don’t even have to move baby.
Vinnie
•Genuinely cries with you
•He HATES seeing you in so much pain
•But like the rest of the dudes, he buys you what you need and just SHOWERS you in affection
•He’ll play you your favorite songs on guitar, like literally anything for you bby
•Omggg he treats your ass like ROYALTY
•Lanky little bbyboy is at your service 🥴
Eric C.
•Poor foxy was so scared when he heard you scream from the bathroom
•Hims so innocent and he didn’t know what was going on
•But he helps you through it after a bit of an explanation
•He’ll get in the bath with you and wash your hair too, like he wants to help so much
•Hims just so sweet 🥹
•BOUGHT ALL THE PADS JUST IN CASE
Eric S.
•Also at your service the whole goddamn time
•When you first got it unexpectedly he didn’t need any sort of explanation and just changed the sheets of the bed
•He knows that you can’t control your bodily functions
•Snuggles with you and will watch your favorite movie
•Also will make you the strangest foods you crave (I can’t be the only one that wants salt on watermelon while I’m bleeding out the wrong end, right??)
Tommy
•Hoe is mad at your uterus
•It should not be hurting you for not being offered a child 😤
•So he gives you ALLLL the love
•Also confused while shopping for pads so he called you and asked if you wanted lemon or lime
•Makes you soup 🍲
•Also CUDDLES